Every time I shave my legs, I think, “Okay, this time I’m going to keep it up! I will shave every 3 to 4 days! It’s so easy when you do it often and you won’t ruin a razor every time! You will wear all of the cute dresses you have!” Then a month goes by and I think, “Eh, I like pants.”

Cannot process nuance!

This is peak “article about nothing pretending to be an article about cheating.” If you and your partner(s) agree that you can sex other people, it’s not cheating, as marriages take many forms, some of which do not include monogamy.

My dad was not as involved as your dad was (I don’t mean to bad mouth him, we were close, but he got a lot of the “fun” stuff, and my mom did the boring stuff) but at some point my parents decided my hair was his responsibility.

Lol I have vivid memories of my father taking me to Saturday ballet lessons and being the only man waiting in a room of women :D

“Sadly I spawned via cell division so I guess they’ll just have to fend for themselves like nature intended.

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Seriously - I’ve worked in different capacities at four different universities and just posting something like, “We will have free pizza to welcome new students at 4 PM on Friday,” requires three consecutive days of intensive exegesis and literary criticism with approval from a minimum of three administrators. How…

Reminds me of that group date I went on:

So fucking stupid. Don’t waste your time finding a nanny your husband won’t want to fuck. If he is so inclined there are a dozen other ways for him to cheat. Find a nanny you want to fuck.

omg I love Kristen Schaal so much <3

I would like to see this method used with all future interviews with Republican Presidential nominees.

OH OKAY.

Arm flab in summer is my go-to accessory.

Fuck ‘em is right. Early on when this debate was firing up, I heard a wonderfully simple and devastating rebuttal from a historian, when confronted with the stock defense of “Well the flag is about heritage and courage in the face of the South losing the war.”

“They fought to try and get freedom for everyone.”

I’m kind of happy that Oregon’s taking steps to fix its mess... but’s it’s a mixed bag of success and failure. Much like our education system overall.

Donald Trump accepts your challenge.

“She didn’t want Lilly to learn about black history,” he said, “She just wanted her to learn about the Confederacy.”

“Technically her style is called a Twist Out.”