Right?

I have never watched this show, but if I was a bachlorette, I would totally bang every single guy I could and then refuse to choose one for a husband. Get yours while the gettings good is my motto.

the singularity is coming AND WE ARE RIGHT TO BE AFRAID

oh shit! i knew she won a nobel prize but i didn’t know she won 2! the only person to win more than once! i hope it’s good and not... grace of monacco. here’s a pic of the actress playing her

but growing up in Ann Arbor may have skewed my judgement towards all Birkenstock-esque footwear

NO. No. Stop. Nope. No. No. No. No.

By proposing, you’re not taking anything away from him. You’re giving him something. And he will still have ample opportunity to make grand romantic gestures to you.

I’m also 5’10. And this very phenomenon is exactly why I am Team No Reclining on Airplanes.

I don’t understand the snark (“gripe” “tall people problems”). Being a tall woman in a society that idealizes female daintiness, portrays women who are taller than men as threats and ineligible for romantic relationships, and even cautions us not to take up too much physical space can be emotionally taxing. I’m only…

I'm only 5'10'' and I feel her 100% on the plane sitch. There is no single feeling as terrible as sitting in a seat where the distance between the back of your seat and the back of the seat in front of you is shorter than the length of your thighbone. That constant pressure on the knees is just so uncomfortable.

IT’S NOT ABOUT RACISM IT’S JUST ABOUT SUPPORTING HOW THE SOUTH FOUGHT A WAR TO CONTINUE BLACK ENSLAVEMENT AND GENOCIDE GOD

“You know, the Confederate flag is just a symbol of States’ Rights.

The only Confederate flag that mattered. I never get tired of that joke.

Dunno about around the back, but I can touch my belly button from the front. Boop. #notaclone #probablyamammal

Right? I mean just three trips a week to the pitch and putt should take at least a few strokes off your short game.

a forensics report

I want to like this, but I just find that I can’t. It reminds me of Eat Pray Love - i.e. first world problems. Sounds like a VERY well-off and privileged girl whose biggest challenge and self-discovery in life is that she can sometimes not wear Prada and full make-up. :/

Those teenagers were super dangerous. They obviously had weapons that can inflict pain (towels) and they might have even had goggles which CLEARLY could have been used as projectiles.

Fucking right? Like “tough situation” to me would be “There’s a guy threatening to commit suicide” or “An individual is locked in a room/house and claims they have weapons, but we haven’t found evidence of any, how to respond?” etc. Like things that have a grey area. Thing were you think you’re making the right choice…