In Ohio, they have an epidemic of criminal 12-year-olds with bb guns. Or they did, I guess, until they eliminated that threat.

The big paychecks for movie stars and athletes has no impact on how average Americans are paid. They are involved in ventures where their participation directly earns millions, so why shouldn’t they get a share of that profit? Most Americans are in fields where their work doesn’t make such a direct impact. And as…

Blind idiot is blind.

That’s..... that’s surprisingly funny, Chelsea Handler. Peacing out of E! was good for you.

Snarkily I think, “seriously they are just now thinking this? I have ALWAYS thought that and I don’t spend thousands of dollars on bags”

So, it is your contention that high school aged boys are unable to learn in the presence of exposed female stomachs?

How does modesty empower women? I don’t feel empowered by wearing too many clothes. I just feel hot and uncomfortable.

Ours wasn’t so much a proposal as a discussion. We were friends (roommates, actually - loooong sitcom-esque story) before we got to together and had both individually decided we never wanted to get married. We were both against the idea of marriage as an institution, the patriarchal bullshit of it, the expense, etc,…

There’s also the problem that we’ve been conditioned to think:

Rock on, the pair of you. Oh, and fuck the tabloids. That is all.

This girl sounds incredibly bad ass, and so does her mother. And fuck the fucking misogynistic media.

Ha! I didn’t even think about that but ya! I mean sex in the shower is kinda one of those sex things that sounds wonderful but is so awkward and meh. I live in a apt in ny as well- this isn’t some luxy rainfall shower. It certainly doesn’t inspire romance.

Yes, the basement reference was a stretch...I was hoping to imply you were cut off from society, not just socially awkward doing “nerdy” things.

More like Fifty Shades of Bronzer

Coming this summer....Emma Stone is...Rachel Dolezal

You mean more Asian than Caucasian? “American” =/= white.

If you’re going to wait around to find the perfect actress who is a quarter Asian, and not just a quarter Asian but a quarter Hawaiian Asian, you will never cast your movie.

(Someone had to go there.)

Anonymous producer: “The Human Torch is black now. Doesn’t that make up for all of history?”