next step: civil suit?

Omg so this is really all my fault. I can’t even get pregnant to get an abortion! I have a lot of soul searching to do. I’m causing droughts all over the fucking place.

Technically, that’s what makes it not a theory.

Now all I can think of is a bunch of pregnant women standing around the Shasta Reservoir, filling it as they all break their water at the same time.

This man lies! Like all the other men who woo you...with their LIES, and leave behind nothing but broken dreams and a torn cotton negligee you ordered special from a Yankee catalog!

Me too. It’s Lindsey Graham as a hot-and-bothered Blanche Dubois. Kills me every time.

Yo, kids! FUCK YOU!

I was going to go with a picture of Beyonce (Queen Bey), but this works too.

Or maybe they just mean “bro is with hoes” which might also be true.

“I enjoy using youthful and colorful slang”

Here’s to that end credits blooper reel.

Wall Street comedy

It was one of our most treasured pastimes.

I did NOT understand what was happening until like the 2nd to last screenshot. This was well played and I just...I love you guys.

Oh my fucking god, this is the greatest.

It took me several screencaps to realize they were NOT from the Entourage movie.

That’s how gay it is.

Omg, this post.........

My wedding itself was a disaster, thanks to mommy dearest. Since the big wedding plans got cancelled, we were going to elope with just our photographers - we ended up inviting a few family members. ANYWAY. We went to a cupcake store while we were taking our pictures before we got married/met up with everyone, and…

Pepperidge Farm cakes are AWESOME if you have just broken up with someone and want to eat your feelings from a box with a fork in front of your television.