He will grow up in Portland, so it’s not entirely unlikely.

I agree. Hell is a place with no avocados. Like America under a Ted Cruz presidency.

My dog loves avocados, but she also loves eating cat shit. It’s not exactly a discerning palate.

OK, that sucks. I wish I had something more encouraging to say. I hope for that amount of money, you at least get to suckle at the teat of a beautiful and wise unicorn.

WOW. That’s a lot of money. Will insurance pay any of it?

I was just wondering why you think Cory Booker is a pos.

Really? sources? examples? Please explain.

I have a super casual office, so it’s always jeans and a random t-shirt (race day shirts, funny shirts that were gifts, etc). Anytime slightly nicer attire is required, I have a selection of black shirts- basically one for each weather type (wool sweater, 3/4 sleeves, short sleeved blouse) or black dress (full length,…

We’ve been hotly debating VP picks in my house. For Hillary, Julian Castro is the odds-on favorite, followed closely by Corey Booker.

I don’t care if some asshole finds it more compelling, it’s still infantilizing to women to imply that we deserve protection or to be treated fairly solely because of our relationships to other people- and the subtext is pretty clearly that women are important because of their relationships to men. A single woman with…

How about, “This is how Trump talks about 50% of Americans?” Who cares if she’s a mother/sister/daughter/wife?

I’ve read all 4, and I fell in and out of love with them repeatedly. Definitely a slow start. Sometimes I would get hugely frustrated with the characters, in part because they’re making bad decisions that I can see myself making (even when I didn’t make the bad choice, you can still sympathize while you want to yell…

I don’t personally have a need to know who Elena Ferrante is (not like I’m going to meet her anytime soon anyway). But, I find it fascinating that the character Elena gets a lot of her confidence and self-worth from the fame that comes from her writing and speaking career, and clearly the author Elena (or whatever her…

It’s really the eye roll at the end that ties that gif together.

I can’t recall a first couple that I’m still so into. Seriously, I’d do either one of them (or both) given half a chance.

I agree! I think the cut of the dress looks great on her, but the beaded stuff looks kind of weird to me.

We just made last-minute plans to go away for the weekend, mainly to visit friends, get some sun, have delicious brunch and drink large quantities of excellent booze. I’m really looking forward to it.

I have exactly the same concern.

Didn’t you read the subtext which clearly states he’d be slapping his kids and locking them in the basement if he wasn’t smoking? He’s clearly a TERRIBLE person!

I moved out shortly after turning 16, and my mom still (18 years later) complains about how I moved out just as I was getting interesting.