Since this is the barf bag, full of political odds and ends, I thought I would share a thought that came into my head last night...

I always wonder if celebrity dating rumors ever actually impel two celebrities to date each other.

Bravo!!!!

Can you imagine someone with boobs like that trying to work an office job??

Yeah, I’m quite sure she makes her money via her ginormous boobs in some way or another and so maybe the race thing is part of that. I don’t know...they just seem so fake (the people, not the boobs which are obviously fake).

Sorry that I wasn’t clear about what I was saying. My point is that I don’t buy what they are selling. It seems very put on and very fake. Even their German accents seemed a bit put on. And both of them have some very strange mannerisms. While watching Botched I told my husband that they were probably from Nebraska or…

Yup. First of all, we have only his word that it was “only” Benadryl and secondly, people have different reactions to medications. Benadryl doesn’t knock me out or even make me especially sleepy but if my husband takes just half of one he is out for the night, dead to the world and wakes up super groggy. I cannot even…

Got it. Yeah, someone said the Botched episode was filmed a year ago. I do still stand by my assertion that everything about this woman is a publicity stunt. Does that chemical tanning shit wear off?

Aha! I still think it’s a publicity stunt. They are just too bizarre to be real life people.

Have some more wine, Johnny!

No! I hadn’t heard anything about this. And then he pushes the PM of Montenegro so he could be the big boy in the front of the picture at the NATO talks. He’s such a fucking toddler!!!

Oh god, that whole thing is just embarrassing. That and the coal miner hat. He makes that stupid fucking face with his lips pursed (had to clarify since nearly every look on his stupid face is stupid) for some reason. Does he think that construction workers and coal minors make that face when they are working?

The guy is just weird about so many things (on top of being a horrible human being, of course) but the finite energy in a person theory is just too weird. And I just realized while type this how ironic it is that he believes that HE should moderate HIS behavior in order to protect HIS energy resources but cannot apply…

What confuses me even more is that at one point there were nearly guilty verdicts on two counts and near acquittal on the third...and I have no idea what story they came up to explain this one:

Is this the same juror who thought the prosecutor messed up by using the term “severely impaired” instead of just “impaired”? They also supposedly spent hours debating that, along with the meanings of “unconscious,”, “unreasonable”and “reckless”. There are also differing accounts of went down, some jurors insisting…

When was this? Because she was just on Botched, full white, talking about being Barbie and wanting huge ass implants. She and that boyfriend of hers are just insane and fame hungry.

This is a hoax perpetrated by her and her weird boyfriend. They were on the season premiere of Botched because she wanted to add implants as big as those in her chest to her ass. She wanted this not because she wanted to appear black but because she wanted to have equal projection in the back as she does in the front.…

I read a comment today that made me so fucking sick. Trump, apparently, thought all of the discussion about tapes was “amusing”. The president of the United fucking States thought it was amusing to jerk off the American public about a very serious issue.

I should have been more clear... I wasn’t saying that was what happened just that someone else had posted that explanation and it sounded like a way for the police to get to “road rage”.

Someone else suggested that perhaps the cops used “road rage” as sort of shorthand to explain the incident. It’s a stupid term but it sounds like it was just a conflict between strangers that escalated to lethal.