So let’s assume that Reynolds, Penn and French guy are all smart, passionate, fun guys and that the same woman would find all of them such. It would be surprising to me that she would seek someone who is more than just a pretty face would then have difficulty going deep. I’m not saying that you are wrong. I am fairly…

It is really fucking ridiculous that Ryan doesn’t seem to understand the concept behind insurance policies. They are a risk pool. I may pay into my life insurance policy for 50 years while someone else only does so for 5 years. That’s the whole deal!

It just seemed to be a gigantic fucking diamond so I’m not sure why she couldn’t clap. Even if she had another ring on the opposite finger and they hit together I can’t imagine how she would damage it. Unless maybe it’s platinum? I’ve heard that scratches easily so maybe she didn’t want to scratch it.

Last night I actually paused the TV on Ryan’s face during an ad for his space movie. I wanted to see if maybe I was missing something because I just don’t get it. I decided that I was right...he’s just blah...like blandly handsome.

I was super prepared to be outraged by Amy’s snub because I love her and believed it when others said it. I saw Arrival a couple of days ago. It was a good movie and she did a really good job but I can’t be outraged that she wasn’t nominated. It could have gone either way, in my opinion.

Whenever me and my friends do karaoke someone picks this song and everyone gets involved.

Wait...the amazing tip on how to pay your mortgage down quicker is to pay it twice as often?? That has got to be the worst and most obvious “tip” to ever be called a tip.

Gwyneth Paltrow at the beginning of her career, for sure!

I know, right? It’s sooooo confusing!

My morals say no but my lady bits say “Yes, please!”

Best answer ever.

Wait...was there a Would U for Donald Trump trapped in Jason’s body?? Now THAT’S a quandary for the ages...

Young Richard Nixon causes all sorts of disagreements between my various body parts...

I just keep hoping that someone will pull the fire alarm in the London embassy and that MI5 will conveniently be standing on the sidewalk right as Assange comes out.

Interesting.

We will have the cleanest, most beautiful air and water by then and the best weather now that climate change doesn’t exist that there will be no natural disasters for them to attend. Putting them to work on Trump golf courses is the best jobs program anyone could ever imagine to imagine. Once he signs that executive…

Cutting FEMA is a no-brainer though because now that the Trump administration has said that climate change isn’t real we won’t have to endure any sort of natural disasters.

Right? Assange is a hacker, and a fairly skilled one as far as I can tell (strictly based on the info on his arrests in Australia. Why do people think that he and his organization are now just curators of info that other people hacked?

Yes! The Trump administration is the world’s strongest camel.

I don’t think Trump has even thought this whole thing through (shocking, I know). There is almost zero chance that Obama engaged in some sort of Nixonian illegal wiretapping bull shit. So Trump is either going to be shown to have flat out lied about something very serious or the legal reasons for a legal wiretap on…