I was thinking the exact same thing as I typed it...the girls were obviously born in the 70's based on their ages during the show. Perhaps...perhaps...the Paige in the new one will have been BFF with the mom and so Paige named her baby after the woman? But we don’t have a character named Patty (I had to look that up…

Right. THAT happens but I just can’t see even a virgin mistaking the two. Anal is really painful if you arent doing several different things to prepare for it. I can’t imgine a young girl thinking that was normal. Certainly her friends would have told her that your first time isn’t so painful you can’t walk.

Just checked...the mom’s name was Patty. But it is not at all unusual for reboots to change established canon so it’s possible they may be doing that. It would make some sense, otherwise using the name of a character from the original doesn’t make a lot of sense.

Exactly. Saying “believe me” has got to be one of biggest red flags that you should not believe that person.

Why are they reusing the name Paige? Wasn’t that McGowens character’s name? Also, if it’s not about three sister witches or the Halewells (however they spell it) why not just advertise this as a new show as opposed to a reboot? Strange.

I am assuming from my own experience that even a high school girl with an inexperienced boyfriend has been fingered. She also has probably used a tampon so she should know what it feels like to have something in her vagina. Also, anal is pretty hard to do intentionally, right? There is no natural lube and it wasn’t…

But the thought that it would end in full on anal sex isn’t plausible. Even a virgin should know that something isn’t right. I’m going to assume from my own experience but certainly these virgins have been fingered so she should know what something in her vagina feels like. Plus anal is hard work! It doesn’t just…

I just can’t even think about the judgeships. It’s too much. He will get a SCOTUS pick and hundreds of federal court appointments that were absolutely stolen from Obama. It’s going to have some very serious consequences for a very long time. Federal court judges are pretty much a feeder pool for SCOTUS so there will…

That song is the best remedy for a shitty day. She should totally write Fake Accents, Fake Bitches. I so hope that she walks in on her husband and her houseguest. I have no idea why he lives with them. He’s had some ups and downs but Boy George isn’t Kato Kalin. He is a wealthy man.

It is far cheaper to house someone for life than it is to execute them. Part of that is that the system (rightly) tries to make sure that innocent people aren’t executed by having multiple mandatory appeal options. It is also more expensive in general to care for death row prisoners as opposed to gen pop. Finally,…

Exactly!

Yeah, Ryan claiming to like Rage was just stupid. That is not the kind of band you listen to for the music and ignore the lyrics.

I’ve loved Angelina for years and loved her family. I really, really hope that the things being said about her in relation to the divorce are not true. What does keep me hopeful is that most of the anti-Angelina shit is coming from TMZ who almost always sides with the guy in these situations (Depp v. Heard, Mel Gibson…

There was so much Dorit bullshit last night so it’s excusable but you failed to mention that within that conversation about how a record gets made Dorit treated Erika as if she is some sort of dilettante, calling her music career a hobby. This woman with seemingly no accomplishments, no job and 5 nannies completely…

Aren’t they the best? Eileen giving Erika a small speaking part on her show for her birthday was so cool. It seems like something you would only do for a true friend.

So I went searching for, uh, scientific purposes and it appears that the reason we have not seen it is because it is probably fake. Even the slutty MySpace pictures showed his tattoos, ones that he’s had for years. That is a mirror reflection of his right arm and he’s had a tribal tat there forever. Sorry to burst…

It certainly has the same feel as the slutty MySpace pictures but I don’t recall seeing it...and I would remember! Maybe it was one he sent to a prospective “friend” and that person recently released it? Whatever and whoever is responsible, I say thank you sir or madam!

I just went back and double checked. The doctor (an older man, not the guy’s usual physician) believed that the bruising on the thigh and buttons combined with some swelling and discomfort during a rectal exam indicated that he was a victim of domestic violence. As a mandatory reporter, the doc believed that he could…

I assume that’s one of the slutty MySpace pictures? I’ve never seen that particular one!

Kind of related, I read a book recommended by a counselor my husband and I saw. The book was about rethinking our definition of normal when it comes to sex. There was a chapter at the end intended for doctors and the author told a story of a client of his whose doctor nearly reported this guy as an abuse victim when…