So I will likely be eviscerated for this but there are some things about the sexual harassment claims that are a bit questionable, specifically that one of the women was fired for inappropriate conduct and for stealing cast and crew contracts in an effort to renegotiate her contact with Joaquin Phoenix. She had asked…

God, Pence. Yesterday at the Trump Victory rally Pence was for some reason sent out to be the hype man. He is co-opted Trump’s famous “Look at this guy” point when he got up on the stage, pointing at the the person who had just introduced him. And then he tried to be super animated and just made the strangest faces…

Speaking of reality shows...I saw a clip of Trump being interviewed by Hannity last night (they showed it on CNN) and he actually said that his cabinent picks are getting “good reviews”. He apparantly thinks that life is a reality show.

Neo-hippies?

I had read a less than flattering review of the show so I didn’t watch it right away even though I had been interested before reading the review. I’m so glad that I ended up watching it. It was actually really good. It is very surprising that they would cancel a show that is clearly a hit.

Things many people believed about a hypothetical Trump administration that have been demonstrated to be 100% true:

I can’t help myself!

That is nuts! I definitely become extremely sensitive to smell during migraines but not related to color. Migraines are so weird!

Wow! How does that work? I haven’t heard of that before.

Since we have moved on from the smell of electricity to the smell of other things...fresh raw green beans smell like semen when snapped. Try it...go buy some green beans and snap them...it’s so weird.

Yes! That kind of pop sound when you would turn it on or off.

I can smell it when I get a particularly bad migraine.

What the fuck is that??? And how does it relate to Beyonce??

Please make this happen.

Right? I literally just looked at her picture and could not tell you what she looks like other than being blond and white. Her face is entirely forgettable.

Was the “on a break” bit followed by a Jennifer Aniston item done on purpose or was it just a crazy coincidence?

Can you imagine their babies?

I would. With both of them. Together or separate...I’m not picky that way.

I am 100% sure that both of them had tests ahead of time.

Right. I’m all for an inclusive Democratic Party however I’m not so sure I want to be in the same town as some of those guys, let alon the same tent.