Title card: Weyland-Yutani Research Facility, Fargo, North Dakota.

Would I watch Mike Milligan and the remaining Kitchen Brother hunting down Xenomorphs for some reason? Yes. Yes I would.

I think Disney+ has produced enough seasons of Star Wars TV to show that Andor and the first season or so of The Mandalorian are exceptions, not the norm. If Disney+/Lucasfilm focused on good storytelling, I don’t think this article would exist. Instead, we got The Book of Boba Fett and Obi-Wan Kenobi.

“Garbage in, garbage out” remains a reliable principle.

Imagine if there were TV shows before the year 2000

“The safety of our cast and crew is very important”

Yeah that must be so brutal for you. You gonna be okay?

Ahh! I do like to respect a person's chosen pronouns, so I do apologize about that.

But is she abused on every project, or is she someone with untreated trauma who keeps transferring that trauma onto every project she works on?
She often tries to leave projects that are underway. Not every set is a happy set, but not every set is a miserable hell-hole, either. She’s also typically working on projects…

In fact, I’ll just play Red Dead Redemption 2.

Ah yes, those damn Millennial assholes, like Jane Austen, F Scott Fitzgerald and Charles Dickens.

The ease with which social media can make people famous definitely has some substantial pitfalls, but it’s also a lot more democratic and has far fewer barriers to entry than existed at a time when Harvey Weinstein’s social circle had a near monopoly on access to the wider public.

It’s come with some downsides, sure, b…

If you’re OK with a charisma black hole who isn’t much of an actor still...

cabin in the woods was definitely made before

The internet was a mistake.

“The Empire Strikes Back just ends with a big reveal, but nothing resolved, and one of the heroes has been captured.  I’d have done it so much better!” -- Sam Barsanti

“Movie with a previously announced sequel ends with a cliffhanger, in shocking turn of events.”

In the words of Raylan Givens, if you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. You run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.

*gently, like Danny Tanner giving fatherly advice on Full House* Tim... *begin “lesson” music* you also comment on articles about YouTube videos on the internet. *warm smile* So it’s likely at least one of those is a lie. But that’s ok! We’re all losers here. Now, here *hands them a Mountain Dew Code Red*, wipe your…

How is that weird?