It is not, in fact, an idiom.

This whole confession was bizarrely inspired by Eccleston praising intimacy coordinators.

They can clone him! Throw in some frog DNA just to see what happens. 

I also always liked how in the book there are raptors on the mainland. That whole mystery start of the novel is a lot of fun, even though you already know what’s been biting the kids and tearing up the ingen workers.

I mean if they’re rebooting they could adhere to the book more closely, with the heroic lawyer character actually being one of the survivors instead of the dead hiding toilet weasel.

It’s AVClub; everything is bizarre to them if it doesn’t fit their very narrow wheelhouse.

I think it’s surprising that Eccleston said this, mostly because he probably bought himself a bunch of trouble. But I don’t think it’s fair to say that “whole confession was bizarrely inspired by Eccleston praising intimacy coordinators.”

About the movie, not really...

Anyone excited about this? Honestly?

ESPN putting his show on at any time was a terrible idea. McAfee went over the line a long time ago.

Pat McAfee gets it.

I miss the golden age of A.V. Club when comments like these were commonplace.

regulating huge mergers and monopolies are kind of a big deal.

There’s no time here for a detailed backstory. It’s full speed ahead from the very first second. But was that a mistake?

It’s fine so far.

After a decade of peak TV, I look back on Lost much more fondly. To do what it did while cranking out 22 episodes a season (give or take) was pretty incredible, given a modern miniseries can barely get to 8 episodes without feeling stretched. Part of that’s because Lost understood what made TV great, telling a short…

All three of Community’s series finales were excellent.

Jesus Christ, we’re still pretending the LOST finale was bad, or ambiguous, or didn’t answer any question you could reasonably have? Get an opinion that isn’t a decade old meme, I’m begging you. One of the GOAT finales. Basically all the common criticisms betray a complete lack of understanding of what actually…

Yeah, the idea of putting Seinfeld as number two between Dexter and How I Met Your Mother doesn’t sit right.

No, you cannot stab someone with a blood icicle like Sub-Zero in Mortal Kombat