“Is it cool now to look wet all the time?” I hope so, I’ll finally be cool this summer

Everyone looks so pretty and boring. The theme is technology. You can go fucking batshit people! Alicia Vikander looks crazy which I appreciate but I'm not sure I love it.

it’s the met gala, surely there are unpaid interns to hold a chamber pot under her?

I really don’t want to think about Ted Cruz’s pork.

Sorry but Benny Benassi wrote and closed the book on the power tool and boob video:

100% boring + trite. so... guaranteed to be literally everywhere this fucking summer.

“SEE HUMANS OF THE AMERICA?! I LIKE EAT Y—... I MEAN EAT LIKE YOU! VOTE ME!”

ugh. i saw it this morning and thought “geez what a dumb song and run of the mill video”. i might be broken. or just really old? or both? dunno :(

What boggles me is when the rappers verses don't have really anything to do with the song... How does that happen?

I know what I’d do with Vin...

If you hit the snooze button when it asks “Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?”, a voice responds “Five pounds of cod.”

Maybe. Saves them the trouble of crucifying you on a tabloid cover.

I am in love with this.

Am I the only one very irritated by the use of ‘woke’ as a present tense word? What’s wrong with ‘awake’?

I’m really not a fan of this “woke bae” stuff, sorry Kara. I just can’t get down with throwing “woke” around so easily.

Speaking of chainmail, my great grandmother made these to feed the family through WW I, along with raising and slaughtering chickens. Providence, RI was really big for women and jewelry making back in the day.

Is this a joke?

I agree: the hair is critical to the look.

HEY! I flapped around like a fish before this bed and I will continue to flap around like a fish! WHY ARE YOU JUDGING ME.

And maybe a tribute to Zaha Hadid