Then I have apparently gone legitimately insane. Look at that mouth. What looks like a row of pink molars near the gullet where molars don't grow, and a brown, snaily thing underneath. Where is the tongue? Yes. I am crazier'nu (all of you). I know it. But I'm still sure that there's more going in Tay's mouth than…

I'm not shocked. At the same time, I don't think she's exactly "coasting." OK. I'm going "all in." She left Detroit with nothing, was raped in an alley (in the 80's - toughed it out). And So. Much. More. She influence me in good ways while in her prime. At the same time, I hated myself because I couldn't be that…

I get that. But girl can't sing:(

I can’t stop looking at Taylor’s mouth. What on god’s green earth is going on in there????? Bad Photoshop? Weird lighting. I’ve already spent more $ on my stupid teeth than I paid for my car (out-of-pocket BOTH). This woman could probably buy an entire body transplant, but is like a Del Toro Cronos or Mimic type…

Your comment strikes me as a bit laconic. You go to a lot of concerts. Don't tell us you never went to one of Mad's shows and didn't enjoy it. #madonnabrokeallatherules

Madonna was an absolute Rebel, and she changed the way women could change the music industry and how we could CHOOSE to represent ourselves. That said, I have always been ambivalent about her music and her cultural appropriation (not good). But I could wish that we might stop vilifying her. She paid her dues - HARD.…

Sorry. Very. When I see "WUT" lately, I feel a kind of "hey Ms. Old, stop being stupid and irrelevant" vibe. Again, my apologies.

GOOD on you. I didn't see it, but I hope your question brings on some fun, cause we are being punk'd. I'm starting to think/hope Deadspin's takeover on April Fool's day is still ruling this site, 'cause this is the 'cleverest' spin Jez has tried for years.

This whole piece is just a mess, and I wish I'd said nothing because the pile-on has been nasty. I doubt Vogue cared enough to trace inspirations. I can't stand that mag. They did something careless, but Jez did take advantage of Vogue's carelessness - I believe - to riled us up. I appreciated Luptia's Instagram. But…

Adequate Man wrestled with the Hot Dog/Sandwich debate (and I'm bett'in you knew that;)

Too long; don't read that stuff. Our Modern Industrial planet has basically made everything unsafe to eat or drink. We are literally "shitting where we are eating." Don't let it make you crazy.

Because when you drop the bar soap in the shower it inevitably ends up with pubic hairs stuck to it? There was actually a "famous" art dude who offered up his "pubed soap" in an exhibit:/

For anyone who saw Lucy, I was personally thrilled when Lucy told the brilliant scientists that "math is simply another human construct"

Apparently Scientologists believe that they can do things like this, but despite his constant denial, I'm pretty sure that Tom Cruise uses a really good stunt double.

If the bike is still (not moving), I just keep both feet on the pavement. So far, so good.

I thought it had something to do with solar flares. I want to believe that.............

Every since seeing the "Mandrake transplanting" scene in Harry Potter, I have asked "why can't women just find a way to put a lovely fetus in a nice pot and let it grow? Everyone can watch and enjoy." Plus, none of the other stuff.

I'm loving your reply so much, because this whole thing has got to be a prank.

Remember Lord of the Flies and the constant refrain from the boys deserted on an island? "Them fruits." Those poor kids were shitting day and night, because until they learned how to take down a wild pig they were living on fruit. Is this a scientific answer? Nah. I'm a vegetarian and love my fruit (especially…

She felt the need to reply. That's her business. I just stated my opinion. I haven't "take[en] away" anything from this actress. I'm also finished with this discussion.