I like a lot of your comments. But just back away from this one slowly please.

That sh*t takes real effort. When I actually see any dude able to suck his own dick, I'll buy that "how on earth don't you know what your own vag looks like" BS from a man.

From the article I’m unclear as to who is performing the labiaplasty, because if it’s just a plastic surgeon I can’t imagine a "no I won't do it because ethics."

I appreciate what you said. Maybe you can influence others with your healthy attitude. I don't know what else the other commenters are expecting you to do.

Who are these perfect men who are entitled to a made-to-order female body? I thought young men were being raised better. I refused to have kids for reasons, but if I'd had a male child I'd have taught him some humility and gratitude.

Well Kloe Kardashian did make news a few years ago about criticisms of her "camel toe." She said "I have a big pussy. It's my gift to the world." The article was published here on Jez. I just wish I could remember if commenters shredded her every which way for speaking up.

This was big news about 8 years ago. I visited some porn sites to see what these girls were wanting. Well, the "models" had virtually NO labia minora. "hmmm, that looks extremely odd," I said to myself. Soo I took a good look at my own. Lo and behold I had some, thank goodness. Personally, I would have preferred a bit…

Good on you powerful, influential, rich people. Here's the real deal.

Thank you for speaking up. I revisited “Life is But A Dream” and had to watch that awful scene where some of Beyoncé’s dancers are verbally abused and insulted by some "handler" who insists that they "glue" or whatever a hat onto their "weaves" so that they won't come off. You can see the despair in these women's…

Was sorta like: BUT

I'm still hoping we're simply being 'punck'd.'

I've been reading "advice columns" all day. You win.

Cool idea? Yes, please Millennials, tell us about how you invented food-eating.

I've visited some toilets that actually had a plunger nearby (older toilets; & who'd wanna swipe that). So If you did the 'crime' you were expected to 'do the time.' I Always sheathed my hands in toilet paper first (and did some other ladies' "time" as well - grrr).

Do you mean "jammed" so that it didn't close and lock, cause I'd be fine with a captive yet desperate audience.

Oh seriously. That's a straight-up dare-you-to.

I think that I would just carry around a damn jar and wear ankle-length skirts (hey, noth'in to see here. Just looking for my contact lens).

This so reminds me of the Jez articles about those High Tech conventions where models were hired to drink with members. Probably the cut-off age was around 24. Maybe these generous guys are giving the 25-28 yr. old 'rejects' some "work." They just have to trade in the little black dress for "camo' Daisy Duke shorts.…

Hey, its moving now! Purple, green and bluuuuuetiful.

HOOOOOly Mother'O God! I thought that thing was sitting on someone's arm. Or it had done something awful to an arm.