You made me laugh twice. Thanks. Something tells me that Gwker/Jez isn't going to live up to its usual monumentally high standards today, tho:(

I wish he could train the rest of his family to stop being such a waste (Yeah, I see the Bouncer coming for me, bye...)

I lived with Campus PR "Obits" for too long. X was beloved, wonderful, blah, blah....[but, shhhh, let's not talk about how dangerous her mere existence was here on our wonderful-yet-unsafe campus because Enrollment....]

Too much friction with a Chicagoan made of concrete, Bratwurst, greed and steely ambition?

In Theory. I seriously don’t think the man gives a shit. He has nothing to lose. Now.

Just me, but like

Just me, but like La Beouf, Franco has been teetering on a level of self-parody to which I no longer want to expose myself.

You are applying logic to an already high-school level political duel *blows childish raspberry* (Gawker/Jez Thursdays and Mondays are the godawfullest worst).

Yah, I remember. I just can't believe Hillary didn't actually DO THAT as well or make a cutting "did you hear it" remark about jumping. Also, my question about her y/n experiences on a Chicago 'L' Train still stand.

OK, Hillary, now show us how you used to ride the 'L' Train in Chicago.

Only if Hills does first.

Those Evil eyes tho....... Already picturing how to keep poor people and POC off of the White House lawn.

She is so Bitch-spanking Bernie over his Subway/token misstep. Shame on you Hills. Also, I'm getting outrageous cougar-on-the-ready vibes (c'mon, let's all act like Bill was a faithful, adoring husband (OK, maybe for a couple post-wedded years). Booooo.

Eh, somehow kinda doubt it. Probably fewer times than she used it to prop open the front door because all of the smelly farts.

Yes. Just like ducks and witches.

Will always star a "Holy Grail" quote:)

Sounds like a Bestseller already. I hope there isn't too much "Magic Dancing" though;)

Getting shivers now. I seem to be always dreaming of dark old rickety buildings. They say if you visualize a scenario before sleep you can dream it. Will be picturing pirate treasure tonight. Too many bulges in my dreams already. Thanks.

And Jia found a rival!