We had Kitchenette, as I'm sure many will mention. The good ole days...

Ah well, people brag about everything these days. I am literally (yes) unable to even smell mayo without dry-heaving, so I was just as horrified as you all are. The Jello thing was my mother's go-to dessert. I said "just jello please." This is probably why I eschew desserts.

Hey. I didn't say that I eat this. Sheesh.

So, so many. I wouldn’t know this, if they hadn’t made a point of boasting about it (as in "Oh, Dude, like White Caste Sliders are the F-ing best"). Maybe they have attained some perspective and are too ashamed to admit it now. I learned about it in college in late 80's. In my own tiny home town I personally only knew…

*looking down at feet* What's "fluff?" Is that marshmallow? Clearly, I should have remained silent. I only eat gruel, because I am full of woe.

Not gonna dox myself. I can only say that there are too many people "here," and most of us hate here. Of course, I would never eat bacon, nachos, or pizza so I guess I really don't feel comfortable with anyone's food. At least certain foods are avoidable. People: not so much:(

In my neck'o the woods, it's actually bananas, PB, AND mayo. See, it really can get worse.

It is the worst sandwich on the planet (and has been around nearly as long). Just look at something better and forget about it forever.

!!!!!!! So that means you must get there early, or -I’m guessing- pre-order. Must be like trying to get tickets for Hamilton.

YES to that!! Sorry - I am nodding, but you can't see :/

I've only been in this situation once (and it was DIRE). There wasn't any kind of wiping material in sight anyway. I had some tissue in my bag, but there was also no place to dispose of it. It was a public toilet in Normandy, and I was inebriated during the entire 24 hour excursion, so maybe you'll get a better answer.

It’s scary, horrible NOW. And I hate to pick on nurses, but these very young (mostly) women seem incapable of communicating VITAL info. during encounters, nor do they get information right on discharge sheets. And when I was teaching college Comp. I heard this complaint all of the time from more mature nurses. This…

It means you are not Drew, which is maybe a little too bad but probably very very good.

I do this with my long-time BF while we are watching a DVD. Can't believe he hasn't killed me yet. Must Stop. Cheers.

Yeah. Many years ago, I was staying in an English town, and I got this greeting from passers-by: "Allright?" At first I feared I was possibly bleeding from somewhere and didn't know it yet or that a giant boil had broken out on my forehead. WAS I all right? :0

Aliens abducting politicians. ALL. Of. Them [w/ no returns]. Finally, something to hope for...

I read somewhere once (i.e., I was an undergraduate perusing a book on Behaviorism...) where the author claimed that lying is the first communications skill a child picks up. Explains so much.

Can we also outlaw "Umm" "tbh" "tbf[air]" Just leave a fucking blank space if necessary and type your comment.

My S.O. is losing his hearing fast (35 years of being in bands, etc.) I'm so sick of screaming (especially in public) just so I can get a "yes" or "no" it is driving me to sites where I can learn sign language. Shitty part is that I don't think he can learn. Damn, this comment has gotten too serious. I would just love…

Cloud yells back: Damn Right!