5'5", 105 lbs. I rarely fart - in fact I schedule them. They are performed either in private or with a highly select audience. High School? Wuh?

It IS hard to come by (like Real chickle in chewing gum), but I did my Google-duty and apparently it is there. ETA: but everyone should know that the red stuff is never licorice.

Love you. Seriously. But Riri should learn how to sing (about not sex things), own up to her BDSM and go back to C. Brown, or finally just admit that she loves ladies better. I know that hating on Celebs is unhealthy, but this One is at the top of my 10 how-the-hell are you famous list. Sorry. The sentiment is…

I’m just grateful that no one (I think) has mentioned Ex Machina. It coulda been good (the movie, I meant).

Don't those usually start at 10 (10, 9, 8)? I'm only seeing 5 seconds to the destruction of this guy's googlies.

Oh, you're that ugly-ass dude who 'interviewed' Cardi B. Fuck you. Seriously, bro - you ugly.

3,2,1,....Meh, his insurance will cover a new one :/

You are fun:)

Surely an unpopular opinion: All babies are adorable (except *cough* humans). But that enormous, buck-toothed supersized rodent lookalike? Ew.

Poop is a good thing. It is a very good thing to look at it - closely. And yet when I do it I still feel 'a shame.' Meanwhile MDs get paid the big bucks for making their poor lab techs do it :/

Don't do that again, please. Too much black licorice can cause some heart problems.

A rice noodle made of freak’in plastic. Seriously, even the infamous “Pumpkin Seeds” degrade enough to assault a shower wall in whole pieces AND shards (See C.A. Pinkham).

Imo, you win. All these dudes with their ball-boils and other things that require popping and draining.....AMATEURS.

Sadly, I'm think that they did. Seriously looking forward to April 2cd.

Well countless perimenopausal ladies are currently taking HRT made of Pregnant Mare Urine. I said "no thanks" because - horses are not people.

Timing Shmiming. Have you never heard of a Red-Eye?

For god’s sake yes. This is a grievous editorial oversight. I can’t even fart while sitting. There must be some ‘air’ between the butt and chair for gas to escape. “Crouching” is most definitely the position at issue: also how one does it in the woods. Try shitting while standing up in the woods, silly stand-wipers.…

And I'm not a penis-haver but - my god - that grip! That could possibly be his last hand-job ever.

something, something, Bible, Old-school religious fanatics...... They're the DEVIL!

Was seriously waiting for a comment like this. Thanks.