Don't know about the boobs. But I know a nose job when I see one.

Tried it a few times. Hated it and how it made me feel. Skunky (and imo gross) yes. But it IS the cool thing: very very cool. Best not to broach the subject on this site. You will 1. Be seriously ignored (it’s some kind of Thing). 2. You will be ridiculed (also a Thing if you are not ignorede). For two years I “tested…

I respect. Out-of -the-ass- is chat is my personal favorite. But I thought the *pulling out* method stopped working ages ago .... here, at Jez, I mean:/ Either way, your efforts are appreciated.

Hey, that mouse might still be alive. And if that is the case.....

It's great really. Since staff writers no longer give a sh*t what you say, you can say what you like. Many 'populars' still say that the greys are for trolls. Huh???? Many of us read the greys first and with great appreciation.

Dear Homeowner Guy (OWN that home, you badass dude): Everyone hates you -except for your dog, who should.

Haha! White male comedians just get funnier and funnier nastier with time.

Same. And is it pronounced Lound-es. Lounds, Lodes.....What were we saying? My laundry has been in the dryer for 2 HOURS. Crap: never put towels and sweatshirts in with your light cottons because oversaturation. So many 'famous' people.............:/

Last we heard , you still don't have a job: But a hella "view" [Parent money]). Stealing now, and boasting. Psych meds and Therapy ain't going to get "you there." Some really bad sh*t happened to you. Just Do It already. Or stop with the incredibly sick, psycho comments..

I wish.........Really.

One time customer of CVS: white, female. Some FERAL MDs (that’s right - shit doctors ROAM Teaching Hospitals, never to be heard of again -and I AM coining it) called my script into this hole, because they always send scripts to this hole. CVS said my insurance didn’t cover it RIGHT NOW. RIGHT NOW, as in "right this…

Di was a "Royal" from birth. She was a beneficiary of All that this implies (to wit: no matter how she might have spent her life, she would always have had SOME measure of privilege). She chose Preschool Teaching because likely she needed/wanted something to do with her time. But, alas, like all single women who…

Dear Ms. Hope. Given The way Gawker is "going" lately, this might actually be YOU (though I doubt it [parent $]). Just in case, I'm willing to set you up with this beauty - for FREE! Shipping is on you though.

This is some next, next-level BS for JEZ. Good for Hipster Dude. This woman would like to borrow your nice quilt.

Like it :)

Well, that's Bruce Willis and Ving Rhames in the picture. I didn't see any JL in the movie. Maybe he was stuffed into the briefcase we never get to see inside of :)

Update: I believe that I just viewed IT. If what I viewed was the “original” it must have required a Serious room full of camera-persons, careful blocking, multiple takes, expert lighting, a sh*t ton of cocaine and several days. Both of them were playing HARD to the camera. Takeaway: In 2007 a seriously hungry member…

For me, at least, these things are hideous - except in this Movie: The only truly funny thing Quentin T. did. Yet, even with this I Would Not, because for sure Lovitz's still audible groans (?) would be a continuous "squeak" to which I would give no "oil" (even to shut him the freak up).

I have never seen this tape, but you have provided more details about it than I have read (because my pathetic research skills have not taken me to this dark place yet). So. Just asking for a pathetic friend - do ya know where one might see this disappointing thing on line *cough* for free?