Damn girl. This sh*tty train giving you a ‘ticket’ to the Bad Hollywood train that made us hurt hard over Sophie’s Choice is (trust me) not going to further your career. My *truly* shitty advice: change your name - srsly. My even worse advice opinion: You can't write for shit.

Pls. Do you mean SNL should have snuffed itself long ago? Because if that’s what you mean.....Yes. Someone needs to ‘sort this out.’ And by ‘someone’ I do NOT mean an Academic Someone (I was THAT - “eeewww”). I stupidly keep coming back to Jez (5 Incarnations ago because politics, etc.). I also keep following you.…

I want to see a naked Hillary selfie so much now. No photoshop, no more I did/didn’t/can’t conveniently remember. World Better Have My Money . My apologies. I’m a late second wave hard-core feminist. You are an inspiration HM. If Hill would do that she would win so easily.

The Jimmy Fallon “impression” skit was entirely rehearsed before-hand. Grande still sounded like ‘herself’. Female singers are all learning the Glides/scoops Mariah and Christina made us want. Grande didn’t sound like CA. She has learned (very well) how to replicate a vocal technique whose origins grew from Gospel…

Yes.

Yes and thank you. Gas Ovens..... my Mother WAS damaged. She damaged me, but I am the ONLY one who she (ironically) 'fessed to about the abuse she suffered and had to say "thank you for abusing and 'sparing' for." I did not have kids because No More Damage.. Whatever. Your outdoor multi-colored shower is Boss! And…

Nah. We all know it's the "Sunny Side O S'da the Street."

I srsly Love the word "Street."

Jez has always claimed AND denied “feminism” as a lure. It is a ‘clearinghouse’ for ‘saleable’ snark. I’m tired of being encouraged to punch men AND Other Women because.... whatever. Jez is feeding an addiction . (Pups, Kitties & 1st world problems.) You mentioned Scar-Jo. Thank You. THIS is certainly not the place to…

Same. But are you 'good' with "flapjacks?" 'Cause a good thick pancake must be flipped. BTW: Thank you YoSup for giving me a desire to eat something.

Yah know THIS dude got a big stack'in stick and can "tap" that sh*t guuuuud. 'Syrup' in America don't know a tree from a ...... And Bieb's 'stack' is shopped. Me shop (and sup) elsewhere.

Sending this to you. Daughter held by loving Mother. Completely in-the-'moment' OK, probably not because.....it's an "advert." But the sentiment remains.

I could not wait to turn 18 and vote. I voted for Reagan. Fucking Reagan, because I was young and stupid and listened to idiots who said "do this, do that." 18 yr olds are still stupid because their brains are still trying to figure out whether or not to pop a pimple. Let them fuck up in the comfy sandbox you've given…

Bad feint, Jez. We know dudes do this. But YOU do'in THIS so hard. Cha ching!

NO.

I refuse to click on LINK. Every time I go to TMZ my computer acts like the Exorcist girl. It's all Satan and buboes. I need Leslie Jones.

eh. U know wat........ yeezy able but keezy stabler

Same here. *humming* "Wake me up before you go-go...."

Not getting to sit at the 3-Martini lunch table with the guys sucks:(