the story is as good as winning the money,”

When the Browns were 0-3 I saw the possibility of a winless season and starting betting on them to lose. Over a three month period, my initial investment of $300 had grown to $304.61 before that crushing Week 16 victory against the Chargers left me penniless.

I am so excited for this to lead to scintillating conversations with my friends about their recent sports gambling exploits. Thankfully that will lead into a quick side conversation around their fantasy football team, and finally we can discuss a bar they went to last weekend that is one of their favorites and has a…

Brian and I are lifelong gamblers

It’s not you, it’s me. -Melo

Potentially more depending on the states you’re each in.

How is he going to watch Yankees games now?!

I hate when these people start rioting and destroying their own neighborhoods...

That person’s vote counts as much as mine. Horrifying.

The worst part happened when he discovered that Aaron Rodgers wasn’t actually inside the TV.

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

It would be fantastic if James Harrison breaks Tom Brady’s back on Sunday.

Kidnapping usually means abduction, i.e. taking somebody from one place to another, false imprisonment can be as simple as preventing somebody from freely exiting a room they were in.

Because it’s different from kidnapping. It’s illegally detaining

Well, somebody was going to.

Did you just highlight truther the highlight in your own article?

“Who in the hell is this Democrat-come-lately to scold Democrats on all they’ve done wrong?”

I was hoping they’d become the Los Angeles Ospreys or Ocelots or something with an “O.” Then they could use this: