Silly dog. ^

Why I am marching today (See you soon, NYC!):

Just your daily reminder to say “Fuck the Patriots”.

It’s okay, I am sure Belichick had someone tape it for him.

So you’re saying the CEO of a company is not responsible for employees being treated properly and fairly?

Legally, Duke has right of first refusal for all scholar/athletes south of the Mason Dixon line named Chase Hunter.

oh, but ask them about their kids and they won’t shut the fuck up about him picking the apples for his own applesauce at his Montessori school.

Lunch? What kind of communist shit is this? You get your parents to give you $10 every day and shop at one of our fine on-campus fast food restaurants.

I literally watched this happen live (yes, I’m serious), and I still don’t believe it.

The only way to stop a bad bear is with a good bear. Ban bear free zones!

Any team that tries him out is going to like the way he looks, I guarantee it.

Hilfiger a way back.

That was a well fashioned joke.

Usually at TJ Maxx

His Portfolio of moves seems tailor-made for the NBA.

He seems well-suited for a comeback.

By competitive I assume you mean mediocre, which for them is excellent, e.g. just ending two games behind the Bobcats for the 8th playoff seed and sweep by the Cavaliers. See also: what constitutes ultraconservative, conservative, and moderate since the Republican Revolution of 1994.