WHERE’S MY TOTEM?!

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

Well, with all the injuries he’s had, he’s certainly not running away from basketball.

Walton during commercial breaks.

Not 90 seconds ago I was contemplating smoking a bowl. This is a sign.

You can’t tell me Jay Bilas isn’t secretly dialing someone right that moment to narc...

I nominate this whole thing for DSHOF. Thank you for your consideration in this matter.

I love that the whole time, Jay Bilas looks like someone just saw his browser history.

In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.

Fuck Joey Porter. He’s an asshole and I hope he gets his balls gnawed off by weasels.

How is calling another person angry and argumentative “self-deprecating”?

Fire Budenholzer and hire Mark Jackson? Both parties should be ashamed of themselves here.

Or you’re at Arby’s

“And I can totally say the n-word because my wife is black. She said it was cool.”

“If everyone around you is angry, then you’re the asshole.”