Chris Berman: [flashes wallet]

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

First order of business: the commanders of all aircraft carrier battle groups will now have the title of HNIC.

Hopefully he can cut costs by 60%, or 3/5.

The players made an arrogant power play that fans and alumni should be ashamed of. They essentially demanded the AD be fired for following up on the recommendations of the investigation.

Cuomo has a counterpart in IL in Rahm Emanuel. Both are assholes and need to be replaced with better progressive democrats in their next elections.

Idiot. Fuck you.

If you’re not looking back, may I suggest you look forward? Get involved on the local level, run for city council or school board, or get involved in the campaign of someone who you respect on the local level. If you feel voting is unproductive, there are other ways to be involved and make a difference in politics.

Totally agree! It’s nice to see at least one Deadspin commenter knows what’s going on in the NFL. A lot of commenters seem very uninformed. Thanks for adding to the conversation!

Raiders run defense has been lousy all season. Arian Foster should have a HUGE game. 

Personally, I can’t wait to watch JJ Watt take apart Oakland’s offense and dominate the game like he’s done all season. Should be a good game.

Well I am due for a colonoscopy. Maybe I can have them videotape it and watch. With the prep I figure I’d see less shit than watching this game.

I’d rather watch two pigeons fight over a cigarette butt in the park.

The opportunity was ripe to send Rex and Rob away on miniature motorcycles.