The opportunity was ripe to send Rex and Rob away on miniature motorcycles.

2017: You thought 2016 was shit?

I agree. Why couldn’t it be fucking Brady who broke his ankle instead.

We really are approaching the apocalypse and a DAL/NE Super Bowl, aren’t we?

What are you doing that you somehow don’t see these folks bleating what they think and how they think from every available outlet? They are not exactly keeping that shit a secret. They are not silent. In fact, they will not shut the fuck up, ever.

Solid list, especially the baseball moments, but this gif makes me smile in a year that didn’t give me the opportunity too often

I thought blankets killed the indians?

Pretty sure they meant Lou Dobbs.

Lena Dunham? Leon Durham? Larry Doby?

some of the scene, though none of the head-banging.

If I had a dollar for every time a baby boomer complained about my generation, maybe I could afford to buy a house in the market they destroyed.

Cut it in half and squeeze it out urself like a man. You don’t have to buy it prepackaged. Whiney ass millennial.

I only got the headline of that orange juice article because paygates, but I imagine it goes something like “orange juice industry is falling, millenials don’t drink enough, how can we make them drink more”, right?

Seattle music has found its next look.

Don’t laugh. This was better than any song Latvia has entered into the Eurovision Song Contest.