There’s only one thing to be done: trade him to the Pelicans for 9 conditional 2nd round picks in the years 2049-2057 with the condition that he change his name to N’Awlins.

Barf Mitzvah

I live in Pittsburgh and love it. I will gladly live in any of the major rust belt cities over those soulless godforsaken overgrown strip malls like Dallas and Phoenix.

I’m not sure waht are you angyr about?

This isn’t so bad by Oklahoma standards.

God damn it. The intern had one fucking job.

WHO WANTS TO FEDEX MOTUMBO

I just wanted an excuse to post this...

I tried to tweet Dikembe saying I didn’t believe him but he blocked me.

Even if they catch him, he’ll probably still get off.

I think Curt Schilling should be in the hall, too—the hall of great big buttheads!

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get home and put some water in Buck Nasty’s momma’s dish.

You’re just mad because imaginary Cousins averages a triple-double on the Celtics and the imaginary Wizards trade away John Wall and move to Butte, Montana and change their name to the Butte Bullboys and toxic waste spills on the imaginary Deadspin office and you and Petchesky body swap which is fun for a few days but…

What if the hypothetical Boogie-to-Boston trade had been good? What if it had been bad?

There’s nothing you can say about the Wizards that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan.