One thing that Pryor doesn’t suck at: causing opposing cornerbacks to screw-up their subject-verb agreement.

When I was about his age I’d go to Toys R’Us after school to play Goldeneye on their display N64.

Pretty awesome. I just hope his life at home is stable enough for him to actually use it. I used to volunteer at a after school program, and so many kids/teens were there because their parents/guardians were negligent or abusive. I can just imagine him going home, and having his parents say, “You didn’t pay for that!”…

Doesn’t matter he wants to play that game, he was there everyday to play the same thing everyday.

Looking at those cleats gave me cancer, so there’s that.

Can we highlight the fact that the NFL banned Kanye’s cleats because they don’t “have a solid base color” but allow this to be a team’s uniform set?

But...but...how else will we know we live in America?

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

And they say no one writes letters anymore.

I wonder if, in later years (should we survive this administration) folks will speak of the Trump Baby Bust in contradistinction to the Baby Boom. You are only one of many many people I’ve heard say they are now reconsidering having children.

My husband has major baby-fever, and there was a super cute kid at the place where we had dinner last night. You start to think, “What if ...”

And then you read shit like this. Nevermind.

Do you think Susan Sarandon will ever get to a point when she’ll think: “Oh yeah. I fucked that up.” Because I’m betting on NAH.

I swear to God, if I hear one more person whine about how Hillary didn’t live up to their “oh-I’m-so-special-and-couldn’t-betray-my-values” standards I am literally going to scream. I am more angry at them than for the people who actually voted for Trump.

People keep hanging onto the idea of that laws and tradition will see us through the next four years. But, this is clearly not how the incoming admin. plans to operate.

For 1 million dollars, he could have hired a prostitute, then paid for her to have extensive plastic surgery to look like the girl in the commercial.

He just really wanted to be her hero.