I actually don’t think it’s possible to be cynical regarding anyone involved in this suit.

When we build The Wall to keep our borders safe, can we spike it northward to leave Waco on the outside?

I hope you have better luck with team asteroid than I did when I was cheering for it during the RNC.

Go team asteroid hitting the building where they engage in settlement talks!

That’s what I’m trying to figure out. Was there no negotiation of payment beforehand? This is precisely why contracts exist, people!

See, Youtube is just like a real job.

My guess is the people filing the lawsuit are well aware of Cousins’ lack of effort on defense and hoping he’ll just settle.

Pittsburgh called the Yankees to gauge their interest. Yankees said they might be in another 2 or 3 years perhaps.

If we can’t bottle-flip, what else will we have to dab about?

As a middle school teacher, I couldn’t agree more. This scourge must stop.

*the 4 people in the United States who enjoy both the EPL and NBA smirk to themselves quietly

I’m sure he was thinking “Goddamn, it was so much easier when the teams I’ve worked for already had the best player in the league on the roster when I took the job.”

“The problem with Phil Jackson is that he holds the joint too long rather than passing it, leading to a inefficient and uneven baking in the drum circle.”

Well we have science on one side and a blatantly biased dickhead on the other. The only fair thing would be for the media to teach the controversy

Makes sense that it’s correlation not causation. Wouldn’t a reasonable hypothesis be that humans that groom their downstairs hair are likely more sexually active than those with unkempt tufts of nettles?

Getting your moped run over and then immediately getting to watch the idiot responsible drive his car into a river has to be the epitome of mixed feelings.

First a Chevy then a Ford. Was seriously expecting a Ram next.