Thirteen

Not just killed, but specifically lynched. But hey, the fart sniffers say we should feel compassion for the poor Trump voter, who has been, through no fault of their own (if you don’t count the plethora of ways it’s their own goddamned fault), left behind by the modern, urban-centric world.

Hillary isn’t necessarily my ideal candidate, she’s also not a racist, egotistical demagogue with an inability to feel anything other than self-love and spite.

I feel legitimately embarrassed for Pareene that his moody, precious, verbose, and self-important bullshit was published directly next to what Diana wrote.

A beautiful woman, who’s specialty involves standing still for long periods of time, saying nothing, holding a case with pretend money.
This has to be Trump’s dream girl.

“Uh...okay, what you’re seeing now isn’t technically bullying, but they do seem to be ganging up on her...”

“I said show them a scrum! A SCRUM!”

The worst thing about a Mazel Tov cocktail is having to light all nine fuses before throwing it.

Don’t you mean A Tribe Called Kvetch?

She went on to blame Hillary for Bill’s past infidelities, including his affair with Chanukah Lewinski and rumored misconduct with PauL’Chaim Jones.

That thing didn’t go 10 inches.

Yards, Chris.

Should have been you, Trump.

With all the Trump coverage, I forgot how cool it is to have an adult president.

it is far too early for this shit

Conservatism: Pushing back against objective reality since St Ronald of Reagan descended from capitalist heaven in the year of our lord, nineteen hundred and eighty.