by having Parkinson’s?

I can’t wait to see how old white guys ruin this.

Sorry Ashley. If this had been overheard in a CVS, I would have believed it. Walgreens is notorious for false flag election gossip.

“Just look around.”

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

Yup. These are my viewer.

“You see, my show was always going to be like the Horace Grant of sports talk shows. Really under appreciated and never quite got the praise it deserved. Sort of like how Freaks & Geeks only had that one season but as time passed, people began to realize how good it was. It’s kind of like this time back when I was a…

That’s cold, they wouldn’t even consider every other wednesday?

I’m not, and have never been, a Bulls or Florida fan ... and I hate that Noah is bad now. There was a solid period of time when you could go to war with that dude. He could’ve been a major part of a championship team. I don’t give a shit that people didn’t like him — he played hard every single game, and he was really…

Ugh. I hate to see this. Could never wish ill against Joakim, and sort of hoping he would have a bounceback year.

The righteous, reflexive indignation aimed at anything Bill Simmons utters or (infrequently) writes these days makes me laugh. I’m old enough to remember when Bill Simmons was nearly universally hailed by those who mattered as the best, most innovative voice for the times as the interwebs came of age. His brand of…

Wait, he’s getting traded to the Browns?

A tie and some unprovoked hooliganism instantly made American football popular in England.