Well, let’s hope the children are OK and everyone else is dead.

Hard to claim that someone who has paid 40+ million in federal and state taxes in the last 8 years is a tax dodger. How much has Trump paid?

LeBron issued this endorsement only after spending a night in Southeast Ohio and realizing many Republicans don’t actually wear shoes.

That’s a bullshit quote. I mean, they ran against each other. They said some arguably not nice things about one another. Are you too lazy to find one of the things they actually said?

You rang?

Fake

now we just need a really really terrible white player to endorse Trump and this officially mirrors every other celebrity endorsement

But you can write some shitty words and call it a comment.

HURR DURR STICK TO SPORTZ LA BRON!

Trump voters will not respect the endorsement of a king. However, they may respond well if the Akron Beacon-Journal piece appears in comic sans.

In a sense, isn’t rooting for chaos only to see entropy defeated its own form of chaos?

Janitors not looking like winners tonight either.

There’s always next year.

They fuckin lost to Jeff Fisher

Sadly, no more Cardinals losses.

I don’t know what it is exactly that this person if trying to say, but I’ll defend with my life their right to say it by throwing shit at Jerry Jones.

Great, another QB controversy that Romo has to deal with.