When the conservatives that influence school funding are voted out of the state legislature.

There sure are a lot of Carolinas.

I’m tired of how these players are such big sissies about playing with their injuries today.

I mean, it was the only real option right?

Perfect opportunity now for him to change his name to Metatarsal World Peace.

And the Process proceeds exactly as planned...

“Ben Simmons Fractures A Bone In His Foot”

To be fair, it was that or play for the Browns.

He only made the putt because someone in the crowd told the ball to “get in the hole.”

Another good Getty photo:

I’m like Costanza. I take my shirt off to take a dump.

I’m so sick and tired of you liberals endangering my children with allowing sexual deviants and predators into their bathrooms.

“People in the drive-thru ask if I’m JaMarcus Russell. I tell them no, then tell them yes as they drive off.”

Except everyone can name a foreign leader trump admires.

Pictured: Skip Bayless