Fuck you Patrick for getting me to feel good about something that was a positive for the Cardinals.

This is so awesome.

My thoughts exactly. On someone else’s nickel? Lol, dude you sell 90,000 tickets a game off of his free labor! Eat a dick.

Ah yes, once again people are disrespecting the National Anthem and by way of that our troops. Yup, that Anthem that is routinely never on tv because that cuts into commercial/bill paying time.

Whenever I hear, “Conversate.”

I think Nate’s raging against other stats-based pundits who keep twisting themselves (and the data) in knots to say Hillary is far ahead. For example, the Princeton Election Consortium has Clinton’s win probability between 79%-87% (http://election.princeton.edu/), while 270towin has Clinton’s win probability as high…

Nate’s whole thing is that emotionally over-invested partisans (non-sociopaths) continually read too much into every little event, aided by narrative-driven media members.

What incredible wizadry! I was unaware Notre Dame could actually gain yardage.

That Fenway crowd went crazy with that score!

Normally you have to go to a Detroit Lions tailgate to see a face wearing an ass.

This is the most Philadelphia moment ever: the Eagles, uncool white guys, troubling political views, Amoroso rolls.

The Pats do it like the rest of us, by golly, with their pants around their ankles, a Ronald McDonald mask on their head, and a little Shania to set the mood.

Ted Cruz combines the charisma of a mortician with the political savvy of the kid who wears a suit while running for high school class president.

Finally, the coveted lipless weirdo demographic.