Wow, she won despite having a heavy heart due to reprimanding her kid for stepping on a crack.

Wow! It’s like cyclists have secret ways of recovering more quickly than expected!

The statute of limitations states that you can only be charged before signing with the Cowboys not after.

“Like I told Zeke this morning, don’t worry about any of this, they don’t make batteries domestically anymore”

- Emmitt Smith

My favorite part is that, despite his fame, he still makes them write “Mayor” almost fifteen years after leaving office.

Bullets can’t melt steel beams.

More cupholders.

Police shooting windshields is just their latest pushback against the calls for transparency.

Was the windshield tinted black?

Once shots were fired, however, the station quickly cut to Rudy Giuliani at a conference.

“Rub some dirt on it and keep hiking. What are you, a six year old girl in tremendous pain and maybe shock? Jesus!”

6 years old. Immense pain from a broken bone. Better fucking walk you weak little bitch.....

The New York Post covered this story this morning, but their headline said: Typical Millennial Asks For A Free Ride

I broke my arm when I was 13. When they took off the cast, my tendons had healed a little too tight. I found out that I could throw a baseball incredibly fast. I got signed to a major league team and did really well closing out games. I eventually reinjured my arm later in the season and had to retire. But I’ll always…

Bengals. He’d match with Andy Dalton.

It’s so sad when CTE causes players this young to get confused and make mistakes that land them in situations like this. He actually meant to assault his wife.

“A new job and I’m still dealing with these assholes?”

I’m pretty happy she was alive to see a black man become President. Fuck her and may she rest in hell.