I stopped going to our local public pool when I was in high school because the lifeguards so frequently, loudly hit on young girls while everyone else pretended they couldn't hear it. I can totally picture this happening.

Philadelphia pools are such dicks, man. Remember when they told Mac, Charlie, Dee, and Dennis they were at capacity, and they all had to go swimming at the gross public pool that was covered in broken glass? RUDE.

If it isn't see-through when it gets wet, really what's the practical difference between a bra and panties and a bikini?

Don't all bikinis look like bras and panties? Maybe it's because I'm a big enough cup size that I buy my swimsuit from the same place that manufactures my bras, but there's no real difference in coverage.

I was wondering that too!

I was about to say the same thing.

Every color is her color.

My girlfriend and I live in Lake Tahoe. Like a lot of people who live in beautiful places, we pay a fucking premium to rent abject shitholes, which are also drafty. In January of last year, during a snowstorm, my landlord informs me that she'll be 'renovating' my shithole of a place and that I have 29 days to get out…

Back in 2001 I went to a horribly boring travel agent convention with my travel agent friend. As I was dying of boredom I entered a contest and lo and behold- I ended up winning the grand prize of a 2 week Costa cruise with flight and limos included.

A friend had broken up with her boyfriend and was totally convinced she was going to meet The One at some lame party happening at a lame club in one of the lame casinos on the edge of town. She wanted me to go as her wingman, and since I was trying to be a supportive friend, I ditched my husband to go with her.

I've got a good one.

Can I take credit for my sister's time she got really, really lucky? I'm 9 years older than my sister, the baby of the family. One day when I was 11 or 12 (and she was 2 or 3), I walked into our family room to watch Nickelodeon or something. I could hear "Barney" playing on the TV and was not feeling that shit. I walk…

Oh and I also once won 8 bottles of whisky and a ham at a raffle at a fair with a ticket that my 2 BFFs and I had bought for a fiver. We were 19. Great times!

My husband and I have been together since I was 16, we got married when I was 21 and stopped using birth control immediately. Fast forward 8 years still no kids of our own. Fertility test show due to my PCOS causing cysts in my fallopian tubes rather then on the ovaries the chance of us ever conceiving without extreme…

I won the Grand Prize in a TV show/Chips sweepstakes. It was for a trip to LA, cash, visit the set, meet the star, some show swag and a bunch of chips. I then found out I was pregnant and asked if I could get the cash value of the prize. So I got $7500 for entering my email address one time.

Ok - here goes an incredible string of coincidences and luck.

I bought a 1990 Nissan 240SX for $1500. Two years later, some guy ran a stop sign and hit me and his insurance totaled it out for $3000 and gave me asalvage title. A year after that, the car got stolen and my insurance gave me $2500 for it. Then, after it was recovered by the police, I got an extra $500 for some car…

I had a 2,640 pound steel door crush me to the ground back in November and I'm not dead, a quadriplegic, a paraplegic , in a body cast, or dead. Did I mention I'm not dead?

I feel like there's a difference to saying something off the cuff and making the conscious decision to put it out there on social media.

WELL FOR ONE SHE SLEPT WITH NATE ARCHIBALD WHILE HIM AND BLAIR WERE STILL TOGETHER.