My friends (I'm 25) are now the ones working in shops while running their own blogs on the side. My high school and college age sisters couldn't get summer jobs at retail locations if their lives depended on it, from the sheer numbers they applied to. Granted, they weren't applying to work at Micky D's but Talbots was…

YOU'RE FROM MTV'S DIARY NOT CRIBS

Yeah, except now they're teaching you that you better really enjoy the four-or-so years you spend hitting the books, 'cause afterwards you're going to be right back at that shitty job. Minus 4 years of incremental raises and a promotion to night shift manager.

Better than "The Wedding You're Not Sure Why It's Happening" where the bride and groom seem to loathe each other and fight all weekend. Many happy returns, I guess?

"We're decent friends, but I didn't think you thought of me as a Groomsman. You're not going to be in mine, hope that's okay."

Ok. I'm going to use small words and easy concepts here. See if you can follow:

Fun interview with the cashier: http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/07/14/oba…

The best quote: "If Rick Perry would've walked in, I would have lost my job. I would've taken that old queen to town."

Comcast's new album, Ryan, drops next week.

They're totally boring, because it's all about the technique and the detail, and the composition and styling is super boring. I sorta like the one with the girl laying on the ground in the field, because she looks like she's dead, which makes it interesting to me. This guy is crazy-talented when it comes to details,…

My mind "reads" them as photographs and I've had to remind myself they're flat-out amazing. Honestly they're so amazing as to almost be.. boring. Crazy.

ugh. Not only does Jenny McCarthy suck for this (whereas someone like Barbara Walters handles difficult material very well, back in her pre-The View days), this feels uncomfortable with such a big group. She's this young teenager surrounded by multiple adults asking her things concerning traumatic material, in…

After Jada finished telling her story, SuChin Pak said, "That's a very plausible story. That can happen at parties."

Her face is already out there. The picture was on my Twitter timeline. She's strong and her voice is important.

Why was this poor, young girl on national tv talking about her ordeal? I mean, I applaud her for doing this, but why?

Can't The View just go the fuck away already? It's like the TV version of Yahoo article comments.

They don't. I'm just being an asshole :3

That's only because - as a bear, naturally - naked humans are at there most vulnerable and edible state to you. With no clothing or means of defense, you could just walk up to us and swipe off the juiciest and fattest parts and waltz away before we even figured out that we were mortally wounded. We're all walking…

I had the same thought when I watched this episode. Look! The nice white lady is here to save the sad, poor brown people! I'm kind of surprised the director / editor didn't think that this image would make people uncomfortable.

"I did go to college, bitch. And you did leave your wallet in the bathroom, post-makeout sesh. And it did have a baggie of blow in it. And I did turn it in to the cops."