Good luck with the rest of fatherhood, buddy.

Yeah, this pretty much reads like a chain email.

I would say, based on my (granted, fairly limited) experience in a semi-high-end hotel restaurant with really cool decor, that the constant instagramming and picture taking definitely adds some time to the meal.

I gotta be honest, I see nothing wrong with what your mom did there. It doesn't look like an active guilt trip, and ONLY to Jewish eyes does it even read as an active guilt trip. Otherwise it just looks like she wanted to let them know she was supporting them, and they were like, "Awesome! Let's reward the nice lady!"

You know, as a person who has run non-profits in the past, I wouldn't have taken her letter that way at all. I would have taken it as an FYI as to why a member who has been a big supporter and presence in the community for a while isn't there. It's actually helpful for fundraising efforts, and it allows us to support…

The casual and unremarkable use of the sentence "Reddit user Coppin-it-washin-it's parents used to go to Red Lobster every year on their anniversary" is my new favorite thing about 2014.

WHO CARES ABOUT APOSTROPHES WHEN THERE IS SO MUCH BEAUTY IN THE WORLD?

What a nasty thing to say.

Ew. You're talking about actual humans, you know?
Also, you clearly haven't seen any of these women in person.

Did you actually just write that it's "a compromise" to "bang" attractive women in their 40s?

You're assuming that age defines worth. You must first establish that 20 year olds > 30 year olds > 42 year olds before we can accept your premise. Provide citations that are not from reddit.

It's youth you're hung up on, not looks. There are plenty of hideous twenty year olds and plenty of hot forty year olds. You've basically already said that you'd rather bone the former, which means you don't care about looks. And if you're assuming that all older women are hotter than all younger women, like I said,…

"banging an attractive-for-a 40-something is still compromise"

I know, right? He's a true humanitarian, and I'm sure that Sofia Vergara (dating 37-year-old Joe Manganiello), Jennifer Garner (married to 41-year-old Ben Affleck), Amy Poehler (dating 36-year-old Nick Kroll), and Cameron Diaz (dating 35-year-old Benji Madden) all feel much better about themselves now.

I didn't realize he was 55 yrs old. What a fucking a martyr, huh? Willing to give a little dick to a woman 13 yrs younger than him. Wow.

A 55-year-old writer is willing to fuck 42-year-old entertainers whose jobs consist, in part, of exercising and grooming and botoxing so that they can be hot. Gosh. I'm shocked.

The best thing about aging is that the older I get, the fewer fucks I give about the opinions of dickwads like these.

Tell me more about why you don't believe this person is a therapist... And also why you likely don't buy that I am Chloe Sevigny.

Seriously what is it with folks who get legit mad that therapists get paid.