Hey Germany, how many goals can you score? ...about a Brazillion.

"Innocent until proven guilty" is a principle for a court of law. Whether it be fair or not, this is merely public opinion. And I've yet to see the person who would apply the principles of fair trial to their opinions of every person they've ever had thoughts upon.

Groping is considered assault, though. So, he is being accused of a criminal act. Rape is not the only form of criminal sexual assault.

[screams forever]

I will be at your house this evening. We can discuss it after you give me a mustache ride.

A person or group of persons act out violently, exposing the deep-seeded cultural problems that enable these individuals to see violence as a valid form of outlet. But changing cultural traditions sounds scary and hard, so we instead talk about something else.

I've always had a crush on Indiana Jones. My friends are like, "You mean Harrison Ford?" No I mean Indiana Jones. He's smart, attractive, adventurous, witty and a professor. I like all those qualities and he's the best combination of all the things I like. I've always said that my perfect man is a mix of Indiana…

My lifelong history of crushes on inaccessible smart assholes like Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones and Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock Holmes and their real-life equivalents has lead me to the realization that I ought not have an SO, therefore I can't play this game.

My husband likes Britney Spears. Not a day goes by that I don't wish I didn't know this about him.

I miss Daria. :,(

When my husband and I were first dating, we ended up looking up some French art house film we'd seen that started with a 5 minute close up of some dude's junk.

Why DO people comment on porn? I suppose with the internet everything is up for discussion, but seriously, I thought most people would just watch porn specifically for one reason.

Do you think insurance companies and the government are the same entity?
Bless your sad little heart.

No, allow me to pay for my own birth control out of insurance which is part of my compensation.

Obamacare will insert Uncle Sam into your uterus! Not if I get there first!

No. No more. No more accommodation for your silly, sky god, mythological "beliefs" when you attempt to impose those beliefs on other people. No more tax breaks. No more water bill breaks. No more.

Considering I am myself fat and short and my comment did not mention his height or weight you're the one who is drawing at straws. Good job.

I agree, he gives me the creeps, and I can't figure out his continual success. I find him charmless and vaguely sinister.

Or you're secretly the ghost of this NC triad area lady's boobs.

The kid was white, right? They must be releasing Nancy Grace like the TragedyKraken™.