But... but... they looooved "The Subjection of Woman"! IS THAT NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU, LADY_JANE?!?

This sounds like the vast majority of my previous bad dates (though hopefully not my next one). Philosophy is a discipline that nurtures misogynist man children. I had a dude tell me that he thought it was a shame that our university didn't encourage us to consider that validity of Plato's idea that some people are…

Is her hand palm-down with the thumb on top? That seems physically impossible...

ETA: nope, I think that's her pinky, in which case I can (awkwardly) do this pose.

Beyonce looks fierce, but I find her almost unrecognisable in those photos. Is there something going on with her makeup that's changing the shape of her face, or something?

Frozen bananas, natural peanut butter, and cocoa= fucken delicious, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Holy shit MoGlo, I have missed you. This article has me crying laughing.

THESE WERE MADE FOR ME!!

As soon as the picture loaded, tears sprang into my eyes. So viscerally powerful.

Right? I remember when I was online dating and had to select a 'body type'. One of the options was "athletic" and I immediately thought of this project and laughed.

This makes me think of this fascinating project. Fitness and beauty and bodies are so diverse and incredible!

Thanks! Double the opportunity for people to appreciate xkcd's wisdom.

As always, Randall Munroe is all over this stereotype:

Classless people who don't understand that weddings are to make money for the future. Fuck.

But what if the sister only got them a gift basket?! Or worse—100$?!

Oh lordy, that sounds like hell. I like me a cold glass of skim milk every now and then (preferably in the evening, with cookies), but on a scorching hot morning after a night of heavy drinking? Ughhhhh.

There are truly few things more disgusting than rancid, clotting dairy.

Real talk, tho: last weekend I was at a big party, and the next morning this dude woke up and just straight up drank an entire huge glass of thick, creamy, slightly-warmish milk. I almost vomited, and not just because of the hangover.

Because it's creepy and obnoxious to have someone shoving a machine in your face during your down time, ever if you *are* looking fabulous.

Tell me your magic!

Mine are prescription too! They just seem to break an arm off every couple years. I think I remove them from my head improperly...

Right?! I can't even keep my regular, 'wear-every-day-in-order-to-see' glasses for more than a couple years before an arm inevitably breaks off. Clearly, Johnny Depp is magic.