Johnny Depp has managed to keep that same pair of purple sunglasses intact for 6 years? That's... impressive.

If you write a thing for your own blog, I'll happily post it on GT! I'm pretty sure I have those skillz (though I've never used them...)

How does one acquire upholstery skills!? I want a custom-made ugly couch so badly now...

I don't know—less than $1000 in the bank with no savings sounds pretty familiar to me.

That is brilliant and beautiful. I will definitely put it on my "to do" list for the coming winter.

I am going to learn to cross stitch and I am going to create a "bitterness is like Citronella for vaginas" banner and give it to all of my friends.

You know it is! I think we need to be best friends now.

Hello soulmate.

Ahh I'm sorry for preempting you! But in my opinion, Cillian gifs should be repeated constantly. I would watch that face forever.

Ooh, here's another one for you!

Bodies *are* weird (and awesome)! Sizes are weird and less awesome. Everything is weird! How does clothing even work! Why don't we just run around naked all the time?! (Seriously, I would love that).

Yup. Size 12 with 26" waist right here. Bodies are different! :)

So scary. Being chased by someone who by all appearances is out of control, unpredictable, and physically intimidating, all in a confined underground space... holy shit, nightmare.

Ugh. Somehow, the incest-y scene is so much worse here than it was originally.

Agreed. Melissa McCarthy is one of those goldmines who turns everything hilarious. I can't even look at her without smiling.

Callie, this article is legitimately hilarious. "Gender-neutral peasant water" made me laugh out loud. Mind you, it'd be hard to *not* be hilarious when talking about a product whose tagline sounds like hilarious satire. Electronlytenment, puhleeeze.

I'm pretty slutty, and I fucken love my fellow slut-friends... but I'm also pretty sure that a lot of those qualities don't apply to me at all.

I do agree that slut/nonslut is generally a false dichotomy, though.

"Our press people told us" is such an endearingly out of touch thing to say. Bless your fuzzy ginger head, Harry.

I mostly agree with you, I just wish we could expose the hypocrisy without quite as much gleeful revelling in his oldness/baldness/etc.