I met my husband when both of our daughters were nine years old. We dated for several years before we got married. If he had started sleeping with my daughter 10 years later after me giving birth to his child....y’all....Y’ALL....just put some money on my books at the commissary. I’d have been in jail.

Hell, according to this we’re doomed because I’m older, have more education, and am a (terrible) Christian whereas he’s agnostic.

I’ve been continuously surprised at how unrealistic people’s expectations can be about marriage. I’ve all but decided (2 babies and 7 years in) that I’m sticking it out through everything short of serial infidelity

I guess this is the part where I become utterly hateable, but my wife and I are deeply in love, and after 14 years of marriage, I think she’d agree with me that, while life is hard, our marriage has been the easiest part of it. And that’s with infertility, cancer, and parental disability thrown in. It’s the marriage…

Carry a bag of peas. Leave a pea wherever you go.

I mean, if you were like “this is a picture of Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz” I’d be like “yup”.

Or do I have to pay a premium for a non rapey driver?

I will now add Kate Upton to my “Do the opposite of what Ashton Kutcher says” rule book of life. Also METRO CARDS FOREVER, YO!

Here in Chicago, the city is launching a universal taxi app http://abc7chicago.com/news/city-to-l…

This looks FUCKING AMAZING!

Agree. I don’t know when I started feeling this way, but he is off my imaginary boyfriend list. He’s too mean.

is it matt damon

okay but WHO THE FUCK IS IT

Have you lost a parent unexpectedly, not getting a chance to say goodbye or have a final moment... and then been told via phone? This is precisely the experience I had earlier this year, and even as an adult, the visceral reaction to losing a parent like this doesn’t make the pain any less acute or raw.

WAIT wasn’t the rumor that Charlize “ghosted” Penn? How do you ghost someone that you live with?

Look, I know I should get over it, but I am always disappointed by news that Rachel McAdams is dating anyone other than Ryan Gosling.

As someone who will use the men’s bathroom when the line for the women’s is too long I can say with certainty that public facilities for either sex are pretty much equally disgusting. Let’s do away with bathroom gender an focus on a public campaign to shame people who pee all over the seat.

That’s grayist fuck you and your approved commenter privilege.

This is why I hate the song “Jolene.” I mean, it’s a lovely song to listen to! But everything it says is just so fucked up and wrong. Not least because, for the love of god, if the only way you can keep your “man” is to beg other women not to have sex with him, he is seriously not worth keeping.

WOW ... WHAT the hell do these producers think a woman looks like? If georgous, hot, hot, hot Margot is too fat ...... there is NO HOPe for Hollywood. Seriously. IN WHAT crazy reality is she fat???