Mallory Archer was my favorite. Her delivery of the portmanteau “whor-diot” was perfection. She will be missed on this planet of earth. 

It’s a look that screams “I watched Euphoria once!”

Until they’re hospitalized with the virus. Then they can’t get to facebook live fast enough to tearfully tell everyone that they were wrong/it’s all real/please take this seriously/etc. Typical self-centered conservative bullshit. It’s all a scam until it happens to them and then, by god, someone needs to do something…

Heard and felt. There’s a KK right by the high school I graduated from in the 80's. Every morning before school, I walked directly from the city bus to their formica counter where I sat on a swivel stool and had a cake donut and coffee. Afterwards, I made the final walk to school, sneaking smokes on the way. Long…

My director’s wife, was at her bank today finalizing how her 401k etc are going to look now that she retired and the bank’s representative lied and bullied her into signing paperwork naming him as her financial consultant. His explanation? Most customers don’t know how to properly invest their money and she was…

I like to amuse myself by imagining he looks hideous because someone once told him that having a stylist or wardrobe consultant wasn’t masculine. Surely that person would be a hero and that’s why rather than be shocked I take a moment to laugh heartily at his shitty beard and poorly tailored suits.

My rep is the house budget committee chair. Does that mean I get 2 stimulus checks? That’s how cronyism works, right?

When I read about reports like this I can’t but reflect on simpler things like the blueness of the sky and the wetness of water.

Thanks for that clarification. Mentioning Roe is always shorthand in these discussions but the Casey angle makes way more sense.

I will watch this. Keep me posted. 

Rick Moranis

And don’t forget that in the minds of these legislators all rapists are mysterious faceless criminals and all criminals are people of color. I’m sure that’s where the language allowing sexual assault victims access to the procedure originates. If these dicks have desire to protect anything its racial purity.

Why is it so dark? I don’t mean edgy, I mean hard to see. Why do all this guy’s movies seem to take place in a cave?

Nice. 

Yeah superglue isn’t super precise for lacerations but I applaud your can-do attitude :)

Fuzzy Lumpkins. I live next door to the literal live-action representation of that character. My husband even calls her Fuzzy Lumpkins. I can tell you with 100% certainty you don’t want to see a real life version of that horror show.

What the actual fuck is wrong with this woman? 

The ER was totally on the wrong track with alcohol and acetone. I worked in an ER about 15 years ago and we had a guy who mangled his hand with a box knife and then tried to glue it closed with superglue. We tried everything to get the glue off so the doc could suture him. Finally I said fuck it and called poison…

What kind of garbage name checks her shitty home business while committing treason? Jenna, that’s who! I made it through “I chartered a private plane and I’m an awesome realtor” but I got to the xanax part and just gave up. The self-centeredness of these traitorous white nationalist terrorists is not a surprise but…

I just realized how happy I am that I don't know trump's thoughts on this. His lack of a platform for his hateful, ignorant, racist bullshit makes me so happy. Just enjoying the silence right now.