I never forgot that my child was in the car but I did drive to work one day and left her at home. Thankfully, I only worked about a mile from home but it was still a jarring experience.

How interesting that the arrow on the male symbol is proudly erect while the female symbol is horizontal. On her back, if you will. Grotesquely unsubtle, isn’t it?

And WTF is fried collard greens, random white funbag dude? Is it an Applebee’s thing?

This 100%. It’ll sit on a shelf with the 6 or fewer other books purchased by that household which will probably include the bible and something written by Dr. Oz.

Yeah, you also reported once that my really real-life boyfriend Tom Hardy was going to play Elton John. Fool me once, AV Club...

Posted the same story without seeing your better written post! The real life stuff associated with the legend seems to punctuate the creepiness but if you read the interview with the CSX engineer who was driving when some dumb cryptozoology tourist tried to cross the trestle and was killed it’s really sobering.…

The Goat Man of the Pope Lick Trestle. He has a few origin stories but the gist is that he’s a goat-headed guy who lives on top of a really high railroad expanse in south-east Louisville and if you try to cross the trestle he either pushes you off or calls up a train to shake you off.

I went to high school with a girl who was directly related to Dr. Mudd, the doctor who treated Booth for the ankle injury he incurred when he jumped from the balcony (her name was Mudd as well). Her family was proud of their tie to such an significant historical event but were always quick to point out that Mudd…

Concentration: a whole lot of stuff, like matter or thought, in a small place.

Yeah, in profile she resembles Mac Tonight. It's deeply unsettling.

Yeah I’m not wild about her but this strategy could work. If she can convince Eastern KY that McConnell is standing in the way of making america great again she might pull this off.

You mean like the kind Fry was yearning for on Futurama? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?

I’ll second St. Gerard, but if we’re talking previous on-screen Elvi how about some love for Kurt Russell?

Kind of agree, but being the Dipshit Whisperer still shouldn't mean that she’s granted this kind of access. It’s beyond embarrassing.

The way he pivots to protect himself and attack his opposition is mind-blowing. He actually suggested that Martinez might have been a great dad rather than a drug dealing rapist because by humanizing these poor people he can make the Dems look like the villains. Does this piece of garbage have one, just one, belief or…

I loved Cricket! It was the first subscription I ever got and it felt so grown up (I was about 9). 

I just did an intake with a new Haitian client today. Even though the Cuban-Haitian entrant program ended last year people from those nations seeking entrance can still come here without having to go the asylum-seeker route.

Hey, in between bragging about how many non-combatants he’s willing to murder and choosing the perfect vape flavor I’m sure he has plenty of room for extra-marital sexy times. In the name of freedom, of course.

The katatna/fedora part of your comment is poetry. Well done, well fucking done. 

Thanks! I've been voting against this guy for 20 years. I think I'm due for a win.