First guy is worried that his girlfriend, who learned to speak Korean, might have a problem hanging out with Asians...

An old man trying to, in his mind, “get right with God” before the end. Sad. This isn’t how to do it, Richard.

“I’m not sure why chicks...”
Aaaand I’ve read enough.

She seems great. You should hire her to replace Jane Marie’s horrible advice column.

Jane Fonda has literally done everything first and will still always be better at doing it than anyone after her because Jane Fonda is a living goddess.

OMG her color story is the Transgender Pride flag.

They work fast either that or she’s Kims Surrogate. LOL

Yeah and check out those gauges lol

Legitimately love the skull she’s tied in her hair. I’ve been trying to figure out a way to make a little skull fascinator thing. So far I’ve just glued a bird skull to a barrette.

Once I was in the loo at the airport and I farted. A woman in another stall said loudly, “That’s disgusting! Who did that?”. I laughed so hard that I farted again and she declared, “I do not have to listen to this!” and stormed out.

OK who else was thinking that the guy was making CG porn of dead celebrities fucking and forcing his employees to watch it?

So GoDaddy was totally cool with DailyStormer up until now?

Yeaaah

“If it were possible, I wouldn’t mind space from myself right now”.

This just cried out to be giffed...

Anyone surprised? From the Gospel of Timothy:

I’m surprised they didn’t plan and truck in a huge wifi network setup with hundreds of broadband connections for this event.

I admire your commitment to a quality getaway even when you’re pilfering from a bin marked “free, take one” :)

Unrelated, but I came up with a process of generating Gossip Girl names that I’m VERY proud of: for your first name, you pick the last name of a British prime minister and for your last name, you pick a salad. Thus: Blair Waldorf. (My Gossip Girl name would be Thatcher Cobb.)