[Cornell and Roger Ailes sit in Charon’s barge, and open their complimentary meals.]
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They occasionally post snapshots from when they were kids on their FB pages. They don’t appear to have had a lot of plastic surgery.
These pictures tell me that one of these guys at some point learned the more flattering way to position your head when you’re having your picture taken. And he never explained it to the other guy because it allows the audience to unconsciously assign him the role of the more attractive twin. He’s a terrible brother.
Let me guess, the bought woman played Joni Potter on the hit show, Dobson’s Stream and all of this is being investigated by Queen of King’s very own Lee Criminey.
Maybe she didn’t have a birth certificate or social security number? You can get through school without those things, but when you’re 18 and getting ready for college or a job it’d start being a real problem, and it’s hard for a kidnapper to explain away. That’s what made Carlina White suspicious.
I went to a fortune teller once and she was extremely confused about my future—so much so that she started asking ME about myself. She looked really befuddled. I mentioned a job opportunity in Vail and she said suddenly, urgently, seriously, and somewhat loudly that I was not to take that job. “DON’T GO TO VAIL.”…
Goddamnit, this makes me miss I Thee Dread pissing contests and Jolie even more.
I bought a Prada Tessuto like this one (different color) off eBay for like $60 when I was in my early 20's. I still have no idea if it was real or not. The price isn’t completely unreasonable since they were tiny nylon bags that retailed for like $300 new. It came with serial numbers and authentication documents that…
I realize a meme is a lame-ass way to communicate, especially about something like her passing but.... I just had to share this here
I’m going to name my kids Ashward, Debissa, and Scotthony!
There’s a difference between working for a customer you don’t particularly like (or even loath) vs publicly acting to prop up and celebrate them. More than that, because this isn’t just “a job” they have to deal with becoming a propaganda tool for a politician who supports legislature that may directly seek to negate…
Can we get a ruling? Putting Taylor Swift’s beach pic after everybody’s Standing Rock posts was shade, right?
No, that’s fine, I never needed to sleep again anyway.
it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…
Maybe she was practicing her scary look so she could go haunt the fuck out of that horrible piece of shit that ran her over.
I was believing you until the cat did what you asked it to, and now I know this can’t be true.
But how is babby ghost formed?
Come to our next meetup! We’re handing out teeny, precious replicas of robustly-funded 401ks. Did you know that even within the first eight weeks of a 401k’s creation, it’s already a fully-formed financial instrument with the ability to grow its own dividends?