EMMA CARMICHAEL: I didn’t really believe we could sustain four full days of content. And yet...

my grandmother is around betty white’s age, and she’s doing good too. its so funny to watch her watch anything with betty white in it, because i KNOW she’s comparing ability.

I’d sign up.

So a man with a history of “domestic disputes” severe enough to warrant the police having to attend was legally able to obtain a gun with which to kill his wife. That’s an odd interpretation of a well regulated militia.

I would never stop being Zoidberg.

It’s supposed to be a child flying on a book while wearing aviator googles and cheering for literacy. Instead it looks like she’s facing into a nuclear blast and screaming “My eyes! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!” while everything starts to melt.

Unrelated: I’m gonna start hiding Ghostface in the background of pics just to troll ToddlerNom years from now.

Nintendo has come up with a reality augmented game that has somehow managed to convince people (even the shy, depressed and/or anxious ones) to go out, exercise, explore and socialize.

And you know only the best Pokemon show up at a Beyoncé concert. She's not catching any Doduos.

I enjoyed Flip or Flop one time. It was a couple weeks ago. They LOST money on the house. It was fucking glorious.

Oddly, I have never noticed Matt Damon’s veneers. But Ben Affleck’s have always been SO distracting to me!

They’re committed as part of a patriarchal system.

Now read Martha’s caption with Kristen’s picture.

Wow very rude to Sporty, who legitimately has the best voice of any of them.

I read Ta-Nehisi Coates’ Between the World and Me recently, and was struck by his purposeful use of the word body, over and over. To have your body taken away, to have black bodies stolen. That was a strong reminder that this is a violent physical thing that happens to real people, and not some abstract thing from…

I haven’t seen him around lately, but in his honor...

Speak for yourself. I have admittedly terrible taste in music (by most standards) and love Fall Out Boy

omg I almost fuckiNG FORGOT ABOUT SISQO

Are you kidding? Mel C’s the one with the pipes in the group!

Joanna— I just want to thank you for not using a photo of the shooter to head the article. We’ve seen it enough.