That and the contact high he got when the breeze came downwind from them.

So we all agree that he went out and had a copy made, right?

This is both hilarious and depressing as fuck.

I was sad that there were no new stories until I realized you don’t owe fucking Denton any new content.

Folding Kitchenette is the 3rd dumbest thing Gawker has ever done.

I was reading a crock pot recipe that sounded good until I got to the cooking instructions. You were supposed to cook on high for 1.5 hours and then stir and add something else and then cook and 1 hour before it was done add something else.

I wonder if KY has a ranch dressing flavor?

So fake. That cat is clearly pushing the back of Asian Mike’s head with his tail. Please.

Trying to sell treadmills?

Lisa McPherson.

I was raised Southern Baptist. We didn’t tell ghost stories around the campfire growing up. We told possession stories. And we believed in them because demons are biblical. I remember having lively debates with my friends about the biblical case for demons and how not believing in them means you don’t believe…

I am still not over “Look at Me”

Sigh. How did I know, in a Clover Hope post, that this was going to be made into about race. Black girls can wear this if - as many do - they use relaxer in their hair. Many white girls can’t wear this, because they have curly hair, unless they, like the black girls, straighten theirs. Quit making it about race just…

“deeply ingraining in them unrealistic expectations and the idea that they’re worth less if they’re sexually active before marriage, regardless of other positive attributes..”

same, scott.

“There are people who think I started this account in order to brag about how many ‘compliments’ I get,”

That groom better get himself into Witness Protection, because that bride’s mother does not seem like a lady you want to fuck around with. She makes shit happen, it would seem.

Pointing out that an 18-year-old who commits murder is not automatically absolved from that murder based on his age is really not the same thing as saying his co-conspirators are innocent.