There was one season...ONE where I think everyone brought their fucking A Game. It was the season with Uli, the red-head lady who was pregnant, Michael from ATL and Jeffrey. They were the final four and their shit was immaculate. Any of them could have won. Still my favorite season, next to season 7 (mostly because it…

This is exactly the type of story the author said he didn’t want submitted at the end of the article.

This might’ve been their polite attempt at fishing for info, like “we stayed in your place...but some dude was hosting us? What’s that about?”

“But why would you “crack down” on someone complimenting your shirt or making a positive comment about your attractiveness? How are men who are attracted to you supposed to communicate that to you?”

We need a mandatory high school class in workers rights in this country. Like the year that you’re eligible to work you attend a class where they talk about minimum wage, hourly pay and wage theft, sexual harassment, workplace injuries and your rights in regards to them, and all the other crap that can happen on the…

Like, we didn’t even get the Constitution right the first time.

Look at this question mark? Look at these motherfucking question marks??????? Gawker media is seriously using an offshoot of comic sans as it's primary text. Denton WTF????

Yet more evidence that Huckabee has no idea of the limits of Presidential power.

It’s weird to be reading something about the “teen scene” in a font so big my parents can view it without their “cheaters”.

Equally, that could’ve been the most unexpected origin story of your superpowers if it had fallen in nuclear waste.

The three-dimensional jewelry pieces would drive me insane, but those tortoise shell nails are glorious.

“He described sex with minors, including underage prostitutes between the ages of 9 and 16” Um, no. He described raping child sex slaves. No nine year old is a prostitute and no nine year old “has sex” with an adult. Ever. That’s slavery and rape. I know. I too was a nine year old sex slave.

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Cats will tell you when they don’t want a bath:

Kitty will get his revenge. They always do...

you are trying extremely hard. here’s your reply out of the greys and the star you want, sweetheart.

Dad: “This is the hazzard of owning a pool in this area.”

+1! While I was watching this, I could hear my mother’s voice in my head saying, “That’s why we put things away when we’re done with them,” in a very smug tone. Finally, she’d think, the bears have come to prove me right.