Kyle is currently losing his shit over krazy straws, so yes, I agree. We need to give him some time.

He’s that one guy everyone knew in college who got a bass, learned how to play “Money” by Pink Floyd but nothing else, and would play it to audition for dozens of bands, none of which ever asked for him to come back.

Does it really solve the problem if we take the life of this tumor? Let's not compound a tragedy, the tumor stays. I'm not pretending this is easy.

Or Mr. McCarthy might have. For all we know, she was a freshwater biologist who, out of pure personal curiosity, impulsively decided she wanted to take a closer look at what was living in the different levels of sediment when she got home, and thought this was the easiest explanation.

Seriously, good for her. It is super super hard to get out of a cult and to not only do that but then talk about it publicly is a giant fuck you. Nicely done Leah.

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Check this guy’s commenting history. He's all over this post negging women's neg stories. It's funny, in a deeply pathetic sort of way.

This is the kind of situation where the kicksss me who lives in my head and is always witty and on top of it would just stare at him and say, “I’m sorry, did you just basically tell me you’d like to fuck your grandmother?” And since this is all in my head, I would then stare at him while I take a drag off my cigarette…

“But I’m offering you such a great salary... for a girl.”

“If you are a total terror to work with, no one will want to keep you around. And the worst kind of mean is selective mean—the people who are nice to their boss and superiors, but completely rude to their peers or subordinates. If you are a habitual bitch to the front desk girl, the security guard, or even the…

Something tells me your dad and mine read the same shitty manual on helping their kids adjust to a new relationship (I’m pretty sure it’s called “Well, fuck you, I deserve to be happy!”)

Does it count if you didn’t fully realize it was awful?

I was about five years old. My mother decides to load four of us kids in the van and take us from Washington State to California, to go to my mom’s cousin’s wedding. While there, we were also going to visit her siblings and go to Disneyland and all sorts of fun…

That sucks that you couldn’t wear sundresses anymore because of that douchebag’s actions. :(

YAAAAAHHHHHSSSSS! That’s how I feel when I get barraged with the FB invites to ‘online’ parties to buy whatever crapass MLM scheme someone is shilling. I don’t want to buy any hideous quilted flower bags, oddly specific overpriced kitchen gadgets, stupidly named nail products. I’m especially not buying them if you…

Was this done by the bride and groom? Usually brides don’t throw their own showers, and it looks like this is coming from someone else who will then deliver the checks.

“I will never love my children as much as I hate faggots.”

Oh. OHHH.

“And I can’t even fault him for making a big fuss on what should be a very celebratory day for a former cancer patient.”