Check this guy’s commenting history. He's all over this post negging women's neg stories. It's funny, in a deeply pathetic sort of way.

This is the kind of situation where the kicksss me who lives in my head and is always witty and on top of it would just stare at him and say, “I’m sorry, did you just basically tell me you’d like to fuck your grandmother?” And since this is all in my head, I would then stare at him while I take a drag off my cigarette…

“But I’m offering you such a great salary... for a girl.”

“If you are a total terror to work with, no one will want to keep you around. And the worst kind of mean is selective mean—the people who are nice to their boss and superiors, but completely rude to their peers or subordinates. If you are a habitual bitch to the front desk girl, the security guard, or even the…

Something tells me your dad and mine read the same shitty manual on helping their kids adjust to a new relationship (I’m pretty sure it’s called “Well, fuck you, I deserve to be happy!”)

Does it count if you didn’t fully realize it was awful?

I was about five years old. My mother decides to load four of us kids in the van and take us from Washington State to California, to go to my mom’s cousin’s wedding. While there, we were also going to visit her siblings and go to Disneyland and all sorts of fun…

That sucks that you couldn’t wear sundresses anymore because of that douchebag’s actions. :(

YAAAAAHHHHHSSSSS! That’s how I feel when I get barraged with the FB invites to ‘online’ parties to buy whatever crapass MLM scheme someone is shilling. I don’t want to buy any hideous quilted flower bags, oddly specific overpriced kitchen gadgets, stupidly named nail products. I’m especially not buying them if you…

Was this done by the bride and groom? Usually brides don’t throw their own showers, and it looks like this is coming from someone else who will then deliver the checks.

“I will never love my children as much as I hate faggots.”

Oh. OHHH.

“And I can’t even fault him for making a big fuss on what should be a very celebratory day for a former cancer patient.”

Yeah. Also how fucked is it we’re going to hear way more about his redemption and recovery—his story—than we will about the challenges that victims of this kind of abuse experience.

This is the opposite extreme from the rail thin supermodels. Neither promotes a healthy body image, neither should be role models.

Did not watch. Prefer photos.

Video format is alright, maybe good for better tidbits, but I personally prefer the original photo post style.

Starbucks has positively sensible naming conventions compared to a beer bar I worked in. Instead of listing the ounces, they named the four sizes pilsner, draught, tall boy, and hofbrau, which were 12, 18, 26, and 38 ounces respectively.The first of these is a type of beer, the middle two are serving styles that do…

My uncle was a limo driver in the 70’s-80’s and they didn’t have cells back then of course, so when he was late picking up a job at the airport, the person called my grandma’s house to see where he was, my uncle was living with her. She told they guy my uncle had left already and would be there shortly. Aparently the…

Bob Saget did standup at my College in 2008 on the heels of The Aristocrats. When I was standing in line for the bathroom, he cut in front of me, turned around, said, “Sorry, sugartits, gotta make a splash” and slammed the door in my face.