I’m unbearably jealous of women who can let their hair air dry.

I hope these people were invited...

And suddenly somebody’s chopping onions in here...

I was about 12 when I’d decided I was going to be a Paleontologist (I’m not, btw, but that’s not the point.)

So my mom died when I was 6 from cancer. At my kindergarten “graduation” I was getting a special citizenship award and was really excited about it. The evening of the ceremony, I remeber my mom laying on the couch obviously in a ton of pain. I, being 6, was oblivious and demanded she get ready for my graduation. She…

So my stepfather had just died, and my mother was alone in the house. Some really dodgy-looking Travellers (that we didn’t know) came to the door and said “Your husband hired us to clean your furniture, can you help us get it into our van?”

You are an awful human being. Stop trolling these posts. If you genuinely can’t understand that people have bad relationships with their mothers and that this weekend is especially hard for them, then you need to learn some basic fucking empathy. Go the fuck away.

You don’t know the full story of the choices this person had to make, so you should dial it back on the judgment.

You decided not to become a professional blogger?

Best breakup advice ever. :-)

you want to trade? 20 lbs each and we are golden aren’t we?

I screamed “Fuck you! I’m moving to France!”

My only serious college boyfriend and I were both huge stoners and our relationship mostly revolved around smoking out of his giant, beloved two-foot decorative purple bong named “The Mystery Machine,” having sex and playing Super Smash Bros. Melee. He was in the Army ROTC had to enter the service after college. Since…

Craziest thing I’ve done after a breakup? Gained 40 lbs, had sex once and a mental breakdown twice.

after getting dumped in high school, i came home in tears and announced that i was going to slash his tires. i dramatically asked my mom where the box cutter was and she gave me a big hug and said “no, sweetie. what you want is a hammer and a screw driver.”

LOL, I love Wikipedia sometimes:

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No. He can never have children. Ever. In fact, as a result of this entire situation, Sofia Vegara now gets to castrate him and eat his testicles on a special episode of “Modern Family”

If she has children with Joe Magniello, we won’t be able to look directly at them. Like the sun.

If you haven’t seen the John Waters segment from Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous, it is a must-watch: